Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

[klondike]

An elegant fellow named Claude
Spent far more than he could afford

[Michael Rolls]

An elegant fellow named Claude
Spent far more than he could afford
His wife wailed 'we're broke'

[klondike]

An elegant fellow named Claude
Spent far more than he could afford
His wife wailed 'we're broke'
Claude replied in a croak

[Michael Rolls]

An elegant fellow named Claude
Spent far more than he could afford
His wife wailed 'we're broke'
Claude replied in a croak
We'll just have to trust in the Lord!


Whilst driving his cattle to market

[Scrumpy]

Whilst driving his cattle to market
Freddie popped in to see Mavis in Barnet

[Michael Rolls]

Whilst driving his cattle to market
Freddie popped in to see Mavis in Barnet
He popped in for a cuppa

[Scrumpy]

Whilst driving his cattle to market
Freddie popped in to see Mavis in Barnet
He popped in for a cuppa
But was still there at supper

[Michael Rolls]

Whilst driving his cattle to market
Freddie popped in to see Mavis in Barnet
He popped in for a cuppa
But was still there at supper
When hubby came home - oh darn it!



A very keen angler from Montrose

[klondike]

A  very keen angler from Montrose
Took his chances on growing a Pinoccio nose

[Scrumpy]

A very keen angler from Montrose
Took his chances on growing a Pinocchio nose
He said 'Mine's as big as THIS'

[klondike]

A very keen angler from Montrose
Took his chances on growing a Pinocchio nose
He said "Mine's as big as THIS"
She said "Don't you wish?"

[Ashy]

A very keen angler from Montrose
Took his chances on growing a Pinocchio nose
He said "Mine's as big as THIS"
She said "Don't you wish?
That yours were as big as my marrows?"

A coconut seller from France

[GrannyMac]

A coconut seller from France
Liked to sing and liked to dance

[Michael Rolls]

A coconut seller from France
Liked to sing and liked to dance
His cute Palais glide

[GrannyMac]

A coconut seller from France
Liked to sing and liked to dance
His cute Palais glide
Got the ladies on side