Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

[klondike]

The good vicar of the village of Morton
Rode to church on his favourite Norton
The exhaust was so loud

[Michael Rolls]

The good vicar of the village of Morton
Rode to church on his favourite Norton
The exhaust was so loud
It attracted a crowd

[GrannyMac]

The good vicar of the village of Morton
Rode to church on his favourite Norton
The exhaust was so loud
It attracted a crowd
From as far as Salford and Gorton

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A woman from Barnsley named Lil

[Michael Rolls]

A woman from Barnsley named Lil
Exclaimed 'No, I'm not over the hill

[klondike]

A woman from Barnsley named Lil
Exclaimed 'No, I'm not over the hill
Half my teeth are my own

[Scrumpy]

A woman from Barnsley named Lil
Exclaimed 'No, I'm not over the hill
Half my teeth are my own
the others are on loan

[klondike]

A woman from Barnsley named Lil
Exclaimed 'No, I'm not over the hill
Half my teeth are my own
The others on loan
Until I pay off the bill

I had to call the police today

[Michael Rolls]

I had to call the police today
To tell them what I want to say

[klondike]

I had to call the police today
To tell them what I want to say
A scallywag has just pinched my gnome

[Scrumpy]

I had to call the police today
To tell them what I want to say
A scallywag has just pinched my gnome
And half the lawn which was home grown

[klondike]

I had to call the police today
To tell them what I want to say
A scallywag has just pinched my gnome
And half the lawn which was home grown
They gave me a number so the insurance will pay

Mable and Agnes went to the fair

[Michael Rolls]

Mable and Agnes went to the fair
Hand in hand as a loving pair

[klondike]

Mable and Agnes went to the fair
Hand in hand as a loving pair
Ignoring the insults of rude little tykes

[GrannyMac]

Mabel and Agnes went to the fair
Hand in hand as a loving pair
Ignoring the insults of rude little tykes
Who called them names like lezzers and dikes

[klondike]

Mabel and Agnes went to the fair
Hand in hand as a loving pair
Ignoring the insults of rude little tykes
Who called them names like lezzers and dikes
Until Mabel kicked one up the bum and Agnes pulled his hair

The Bishop phoned up Father Billy