Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

[klondike]

I've a headache that won't go away
And only two quid is left of my pay

[Scrumpy]

I've a headache that won't go away
And only two quid is left of my pay
My shoe has a hole and lets in the rain

[GrannyMac]

I've a headache that won't go away
And only two quid is left of my pay
My shoe has a hole and lets in the rain
I can't afford petrol, I'm walking again

[Alex]

I've a headache that won't go away
And only two quid is left of my pay
My shoe has a hole and lets in the rain
I can't afford petrol, I'm walking again
But don't worry about me, I'll be OK.



Our new Irish vicar arrived last week

[Scrumpy]

Our new Irish vicar arrived last week
When he speaks my legs go weak

[Mups]

Our new Irish vicar arrived last week
When he speaks my legs go weak 
His smile makes me melt

[Ruthio]

Our new Irish vicar arrived last week
When he speaks my legs go weak 
His smile makes me melt
What a hand we've been dealt!

[Alex]

Our new Irish vicar arrived last week
When he speaks my legs go weak
His smile makes me melt
What a hand we've been dealt!
Wait till you see his physique !

Sir Keir is strutting his stuff over the pond

[Scrumpy]

Sir Keir is strutting his stuff over the pond
Smiling and waving his magic wand

[GrannyMac]

Sir Keir is strutting his stuff over the pond
Smiling and waving his magic wand
Hand in hand with Lady Starmer
He really thinks he's quite a charmer 

[Mups]

Sir Keir is strutting his stuff over the pond
Smiling and waving his magic wand
Hand in hand with Lady Starmer
He really thinks he's quite a charmer  
But personally,  I think we'll be conned.  


*


That's another week nearly done

[klondike]

That's another week nearly done
Soon be the weekend and time for fun

[Scrumpy]

That's another week nearly done
Soon be the weekend and time for fun
We will take of our clothes and go skinny dipping
Or sit in our armchairs and do some kipping

[Alex]

 That's another week nearly done
Soon be the weekend and time for fun
We will take of our clothes and go skinny dipping
Or sit in our armchairs and do some kipping
All depends if we get some sun

There once was a lad from Kildare

[GrannyMac]

There once was a lad from Kildare
He didn't like work, he just lounged in a chair