Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

[Alex]

Reform have won five seats, hooray
Nigel for PM?..... maybe one day
He's made his move at the right time
As 'our Nige' is still in his prime

[Scrumpy]

Reform have won five seats, hooray
Nigel for PM?... maybe one day
He's made his move at the right time
As ' our Nige ' is still in his prime
Perhaps Reform is here to stay

[GrannyMac]

Will Britain be better now Keir's running the show

[Alex]

Will Britain be better now Keir's running the show
Give him 12 months, then we'll know.

[klondike]

Will Britain be better now Keir's running the show
Give him 12 months, then we'll know.
Just three months and we'll have a clue

[Scrumpy]

Will Britain be better now Keir's running the show
Give him 12 months, then we'll know.
Just three months and we'll have a clue
Or come next Friday the voters might rue 

[Mups]

As Mavis was getting ready for bed

[Scrumpy]

As Mavis was getting ready for bed
She just remembered she'd invited Fred

[klondike]

As Mavis was getting ready for bed
She just remembered she'd invited Fred
She'd even slipped him a little blue pill
Maybe that had made him feel ill?

[Scrumpy]

As Mavis was getting ready for bed
She just remembered she'd invited Fred
She'd even slipped him a little blue pill
Maybe that had made him feel ill?
So, Mavis cuddled her Teddy instead

[Mups]

There was a long queue in the Co-op today

[klondike]

There was a long queue in the Co-op one day
Tracy on go slow as she wanted more pay

[Ruthio]

There was a long queue in the Co-op one day
Tracy on go slow as she wanted more pay
The customers were getting cross

[Scrumpy]

There was a long queue in the Co-op one day
Tracy on go slow as she wanted more pay
The customers were getting cross 
And demanded to see the boss
Who happened to be Tracy. The boss was away

[Mups]

I've a headache that won't go away