Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

[Scrumpy]

There once was a lad from Kildare
He didn't like work, just lounged in a chair
His mum served him his favourite drink
Pizzas and curries he didn't have to think

[GrannyMac]

There once was a lad from Kildare
He didn't like work, just lounged in a chair
His mum served him his favourite drink
Pizzas and curries he didn't have to think
Just got bigger and fatter, but he didn't care.

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His mother said 'Paddy, you must get a job'

[Scrumpy]

His mother said 'Paddy, you must get a job'
' Get out there , and earn yourself a couple of bob'

[klondike]

His mother said 'Paddy, you must get a job'
'Get out there , and earn yourself a couple of bob'
He applied to the council and they set him on

[Alex]

His mother said 'Paddy, you must get a job'
'Get out there , and earn yourself a few bob'
He applied to the council and they set him on
Brushing the streets with fella called Ron

[GrannyMac]

His mother said 'Paddy, you must get a job'
'Get out there , and earn yourself a few bob'
He applied to the council and they set him on
Brushing the streets with a fella called Ron
His ma was so proud, happy tears she would sob.

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There's a pub called the Jockeys, a strange kind of gaff

[Scrumpy]

There's a pub called the Jockeys, a strange kind of gaff
I often pop in, just for a laff

[Yogi]

There's a pub called the Jockeys, a strange kind of gaff
I often pop in, just for a laff
I did meet some odd folk when I went in there

[Scrumpy]

There's a pub called the Jockeys, a strange kind of gaff
I often pop in, just for a laff
I did meet some odd folk when I went in there
We all got excited seeing a cuddly bear 

[Alex]

There's a pub called the Jockeys, a strange kind of gaff
I often pop in, just for a laff
I did meet some odd folk when I went in there
We all got excited seeing a cuddly bear
A very odd lot including the staff !

Brenda and Gavin won tickets to Rome

[klondike]

Brenda and Gavin won tickets to Rome
They were hoping to visit the catacombs

[Mups]

Brenda and Gavin won tickets to Rome
They were hoping to visit the catacombs 
They were so excited as they packed their bags

[Alex]

Brenda and Gavin won tickets to Rome
They were hoping to visit the catacombs
They were so excited as they packed their bags
Making sure to leave space for 800 fags   

[klondike]

Brenda and Gavin won tickets to Rome
They were hoping to visit the catacombs
They were so excited as they packed their bags
Making sure to leave space for 800 fags   
Which they'd be puffing once they got home

When they landed in Rome the weather was great

[Scrumpy]

When they landed in Rome the weather was great
They were offered some watches man said 'They're not fake'