Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

[Scrumpy]

The gold wallpaper will be gone
Best to leave it incase we get Khan
London's mayor name of Sadiq
I think it rhymes with the word 'prick' 

[klondike]

The gold wallpaper will be gone
Best to leave it incase we get Khan
London's mayor name of Sadiq
I think it rhymes with the word 'prick'
The whole thing is one big yawn

I've hid all my cash under the bed

[Mups]

I've hid all my cash under the bed 
As I've lost the key to the shed

[Scrumpy]

I've hid all my cash under the bed
As I've lost the key to the shed
My gold in hidden in my knicker drawer

[klondike]

I've hid all my cash under the bed
As I've lost the key to the shed
My gold is hidden in my knicker drawer
What wouldn't fit is safe under the floor

[Scrumpy]

I've hid all my cash under the bed
As I've lost the keys to the shed
My gold is hidden in my knicker drawer
What wouldn't fit is safe under the floor
A burglar can have my body instead 

[GrannyMac]

We pensioners are pretty lucky
No need to work, or get our hands mucky

[klondike]

We pensioners are pretty lucky
No need to work, or get our hands mucky
Trouble is it's a full time role
We can't get out on parole

[GrannyMac]

We pensioners are pretty lucky
No need to work, or get our hands mucky
Trouble is it's a full time role
We can't get out on parole
To survive old age we must be plucky.

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Peter had an enormous nose

[klondike]

Peter had an enormous nose
You could even swear it glows

[Alex]

Peter had an enormous nose
You could even swear it glows
Too much booze had taken it's toll

[klondike]

Peter had an enormous nose
You could even swear it glows
Too much booze had taken it's toll
Far too long as a merry old sole

[GrannyMac]

Peter had an enormous nose
You could even swear it glows
Too much booze had taken it's toll
Far too long as a merry old soul
It points the way wherever he goes

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Reform have won five seats, hooray

[Alex]

Reform have won five seats, hooray
Nigel for PM ? ..... maybe one day

[Scrumpy]

Reform have won five seats, hooray
Nigel for PM?..... maybe one day
He's made his move at the right time