Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

[Scrumpy]

The karaoke over, a lock in was agreed
 Some sniffed at glue and others smoked weed

[klondike]

The karaoke over, a lock in was agreed
 Some sniffed at glue and others smoked weed
The landlord threw a hairy fit

[GrannyMac]

The karaoke over, a lock in was agreed
 Some sniffed at glue and others smoked weed
The landlord threw a hairy fit
He said 'I've had enough, I quit!'

[Alex]

The karaoke over, a lock in was agreed
Some sniffed glue and others smoked weed
The landlord threw a hairy fit
He said 'I've had enough, I quit!'
The lights went out, but revellers paid no heed.

In the darkness Aunty Vera fell down

[klondike]

In the darkness Aunty Vera fell down
She'd had a few and was a right old clown

[Mups]

In the darkness Aunty Vera fell down
She'd had a few and was a right old clown 
She cursed and she swore

[klondike]

In the darkness Aunty Vera fell down
She'd had a few and was a right old clown 
She cursed and she swore
As she rolled on the floor

[GrannyMac]

In the darkness Aunty Vera fell down
She'd had a few and was a right old clown
She cursed and she swore
As she rolled on the floor
In slippers and an ancient nightgown.

                 &&&&&&&&&&&

George went out to vote, put his cross at Reform

[klondike]

George went out to vote, put his cross at Reform
More votes than the Tories? What a storm.

[Scrumpy]

George went out to vote, put his cross at Reform
More votes than the Tories ? What a storm
But Starmer was headed towards number 10

[Mups]

George went out to vote, put his cross at Reform
More votes than the Tories ? What a storm
But Starmer was headed towards number 10 
We must be careful where we mark with our pen

[klondike]

George went out to vote, put his cross at Reform
More votes than the Tories ? What a storm
But Starmer was headed towards number 10
We must be careful where we mark with our pen
There's probably a better use for the form

Must watch the telly late tomorrow
If only to smile at the losers sorrow

[GrannyMac]

Must watch the telly late tomorrow
If only to smile at the losers' sorrow
The Tories downfall is predicted
From No 10 Sunak's evicted

[Scrumpy]

Must watch the telly late tomorrow
If only to smile at the losers' sorrow
The Tories downfall is predicted
From No 10 Sunak's evicted
Then many promises, all of them hollow

July 03, 2024, 11:16:57 AM

The gold wallpaper will be gone

[Alex]

The gold wallpaper will be gone
Best to leave it incase we get Khan