Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

Started by GrannyMac, March 18, 2023, 06:20:51 AM

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Alex

Annie on the other hand, could belt out a good tune
She'd start early morning, and go on till Noon
Annie saw herself as another Doris Day

Ruthio

Annie on the other hand, could belt out a good tune
She'd start early morning, and go on till Noon
Annie saw herself as another Doris Day
The audience would clap and shout wey hey!!

Mups

Annie on the other hand, could belt out a good tune
She'd start early morning, and go on till Noon
Annie saw herself as another Doris Day
The audience would clap and shout wey hey!! 
And they booked her again for June.



As Bert pushed his trolley round Lidl

klondike

As Bert pushed his trolley round Lidl
He was amazed by the aisle in the middle

GrannyMac

As Bert pushed his trolley round Lidl
He was amazed by the aisle in the middle
A drill, small canoe,
Ski pants and kids' shoes


Its not how old you are, but how you are old. 💖

Alex

As Bert pushed his trolley round Lidl
He was amazed by the aisle in the middle
A drill, small canoe,
Ski pants and kids' shoes
A set of drums and a plastic fiddle



Scrumpy

#3471
The crowd all sang Sweet Caroline
Don't ask me.. I know nuffink..

Mups

The crowd all sang sweet Caroline 
Neil Diamond, an old heart throb of mine

Scrumpy

The crowd all sang Sweet Caroline
Neil Diamond, an old heart throb of mine
Then they sang an Abba song
Don't ask me.. I know nuffink..

Alex

The crowd all sang Sweet Caroline
Neil Diamond, an old heart throb of mine
Then they sang an Abba song
Bert got the words all wrong

klondike

The crowd all sang Sweet Caroline
Neil Diamond, an old heart throb of mine
Then they sang an Abba song
Bert got the words all wrong
They didn't even rhyme

The girls still all loved his shaking hips

Scrumpy


The girls all loved his shaking hips
And fainted at his 'come kiss me' lips
Don't ask me.. I know nuffink..

klondike

The girls all loved his shaking hips
And fainted at his 'come kiss me' lips
Some threw their knickers at his feet

Alex

The girls all loved his shaking hips
And fainted at his 'come kiss me' lips
Some threw their knickers at his feet
Doris waved hers in time to the beat

GrannyMac

The girls all loved his shaking hips
And fainted at his 'come kiss me' lips
Some threw their knickers at his feet
Doris waved hers in time to the beat
He gave them all his number on old betting slips.

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The karaoke over, a lock in was agreed

Its not how old you are, but how you are old. 💖