Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

GrannyMac · March 18, 2024, 12:29:11 PM

Bert won twice at bingo, full house and a line
He invited Doris ..to supper and some wine
They went to Gino's bistro
She thought he was her hero

Scrumpy · March 18, 2024, 05:06:01 PM

Bert won twice at bingo, full house and a line
He invited Doris.. to supper and some wine
They went to Gino's bistro
She thought he was her hero
Til he asked 'Your place or mine'?

Are you lonesome tonight ?

klondike · March 18, 2024, 05:13:14 PM

Are you lonesome tonight ?
Maybe you don't smell quite right.

Scrumpy · March 18, 2024, 05:16:01 PM

Are you lonesome tonight ?
Maybe you don't smell quite right
Did you spray the deodorant under your arms

Alex · March 18, 2024, 05:32:09 PM

Are you lonesome tonight ?
Maybe you don't smell quite right
Did you spray the deodorant under your arms
Not forgetting your sweaty palms

GrannyMac · March 18, 2024, 06:03:02 PM

Are you lonesome tonight ?
Maybe you don't smell quite right
Did you spray the deodorant under your arms
Not forgetting your sweaty palms
Or do you just look a fright?

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Kirsty liked to rock and roll

klondike · March 18, 2024, 06:13:30 PM

Kirsty liked to rock and roll
It made a change from around a pole

Alex · March 18, 2024, 07:47:46 PM

Kirsty liked to rock and roll
It made a change from around a pole
She strutted her stuff 3 times a week

GrannyMac · March 18, 2024, 08:34:24 PM

Kirsty liked to rock and roll
It made a change from around a pole
She strutted her stuff 3 times a week
Singing along, more like a shriek

Scrumpy · March 19, 2024, 09:02:42 AM

Kirsty liked to rock and roll
It made a change from around a pole
She strutted her stuff 3 times a week
Singing along, more like a shriek
But Kirsty was a simple soul

'Tickets please' Freddie cried

Alex · March 19, 2024, 12:49:28 PM

'Tickets please' Freddie cried
A big queue had formed outside

Scrumpy · March 19, 2024, 01:02:08 PM

'Tickets please' Freddie cried
A big queue had formed outside
Elvis was appearing tonight

klondike · March 19, 2024, 02:14:35 PM

Tickets please' Freddie cried
A big queue had formed outside
Elvis was appearing tonight
Better get 'em in quick before there's a fight

Scrumpy · March 19, 2024, 05:03:10 PM

'Tickets please' Freddie cried
A big queue had formed outside
Elvis was appearing tonight
Better get 'em in quick before there's a fight
Not the real Elvis, the posters had lied

March 19, 2024, 05:07:43 PM
Connie missed the last bus home

Ruthio · March 19, 2024, 07:05:45 PM

Connie missed the last bus home
So to a friend's house she did roam