Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

[GrannyMac]

Connie missed the last bus home
So to a friend's house she did roam
They weren't home, she knocked next door

[Alex]

Connie missed the last bus home
So to a friend's house she did roam
They weren't home, she knocked next door
Fast asleep, she could hear them snore

[Scrumpy]

Connie missed the last bus home
So to a friends house she did roam
They weren't home, she knocked the door
Fast asleep, she could hear them snore
So, she started to walk.. all alone

Her stiletto heels made her bunion throb

[klondike]

Her stiletto heels made her bunion throb
Enough to make her want to sob

[Alex]

Her stiletto heels made her bunion throb
Enough to make her want to sob
She tottered along but kept looking back
Nervous that the street was now pitch black

[Scrumpy]

Her stiletto heels made her bunion throb
Enough to make her want to sob
She tottered along but kept looking back
Nervous that the street was now pitch black
And footsteps behind her.. was that of a dog 


Babs and George were off on a cruise

[Alex]

Babs and George were off on a cruise
One of those that included free booze

[GrannyMac]

Babs and George were off on a cruise
One of those that included free booze
From early doors they were on the wine

[klondike]

Babs and George were off on a cruise
One of those that included free booze
From early doors they were on the wine
George drinking his from a one litre stein

[GrannyMac]

Babs and George were off on a cruise
One of those that included free booze
From early doors they were on the wine
George drinking his from a one litre stein
By lunchtime all they did was snooze 😴 
       
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George dyed his hair a fetching shade of red

[Scrumpy]

George dyed his hair a fetching shade of red
Babs chose blue for their trip around the med

[Ruthio]

George dyed his hair a fetching shade of red
Babs chose blue for their trip around the med
They looked a pair of smarties!

[Alex]

George dyed his hair a fetching shade of red
Babs chose blue for their trip around the med
They looked a pair of smarties!
So were invited to lots of parties

[Scrumpy]

George dyed his hair a fetching shade of red
Babs chose blue for their trip around the med
They looked a pair of smarties!
So were invited to lots of parties
Shining in the dark with the colours on their head

[Alex]

There once was a cashier at Aldi
Who's scanning skills were pretty lively
She says "mind your head!"
As she chucks you your bread
And it lands in the trolley precisely