Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

[klondike]

Mabel hit a bollard while trying to park the car
She was trying to reverse just outside the Spar
A sign saying REDUCED had caught her eye
Whatever it was, she wanted to buy
Even a pongy candle in a plain glass jar

The council want five hundred quid to repair their sign

[GrannyMac]

The council want five hundred quid to repair their sign
It'll come out of the council tax we we pay, yours and mine

[klondike]

The council want five hundred quid to repair their sign
It'll come out of the council tax we we pay, yours and mine
Mabel denies she was to blame

[GrannyMac]

The council want five hundred quid to repair their sign
It'll come out of the council tax we we pay, yours and mine
Mabel denies she was to blame
But she was spotted, taking aim

[Scrumpy]

The council want five hundred quid to repair their sign
It'll come out of the council tax we pay, yours and mine
Mabel denies she was to blame
But she was spotted, taking aim
She said her glasses were all steamed up so only got a fine

Umar from Nigeria fell for Betty from the Dales

[klondike]

Umar from Nigeria fell for Betty from the Dales
He also fell for Blodwyn when he was touring Wales
Not to mention Penny who he met in sunny Surrey

[Scrumpy]

Umar from Nigeria fell for Betty from the Dales
He also fell for Blodwyn when he was touring Wales
Not to mention Penny who he met in sunny Surrey
Then there was Nita who made a red hot curry

[klondike]

Umar from Nigeria fell for Betty from the Dales
He also fell for Blodwyn when he was touring Wales
Not to mention Penny who he met in sunny Surrey
Then there was Nita who made a red hot curry
He charmed them all with his far fetched tales

Oh dear Betty like Umar is three months gone
So too is Blodwyn who fell or the same old con

[Scrumpy]

Oh dear Betty like Umar is three months gone
So too is Blodwyn who fell for the same old con
 Peggy ,in the morning ,is feeling funny in her tummy
And Nita can't bear the smell of her red hot curry

[GrannyMac]

Oh dear Betty like Umar is three months gone
So too is Blodwyn who fell for the same old con
 Peggy ,in the morning ,is feeling funny in her tummy
And Nita can't bear the smell of her red hot curry
Who will pay for all of Umar's spawn?

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70 year old Maisie met a fellow online

[klondike]

70 year old Maisie met a fellow online
He treated her to fish, chips and wine

[Alex]

70 year old Maisie met a fellow online
He treated her to fish, chips and wine
On Fridays it was Bingo night

[GrannyMac]

70 year old Maisie met a fellow online
He treated her to fish, chips and wine
On Fridays it was Bingo night
And when they met up he got a fright
She'd told him she was thirty nine. 

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Bert won twice at bingo, full house and a line

[Scrumpy]

Bert won twice at bingo, full house and a line
He invited Doris ..to supper and some wine

[Alex]

Bert won twice at bingo, full house and a line
He invited Doris ..to supper and some wine
They went to Gino's bistro