Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

[klondike]

Then Joyce and Fred had a baby son
Which put an end to their nights of fun
The wee lad would holler right through to dawn

[Alex]

Then Joyce and Fred had a baby son
Which put an end to their nights of fun
The wee lad would holler right through to dawn
Always the same since the day he was born

[klondike]

Then Joyce and Fred had a baby son
Which put an end to their nights of fun
The wee lad would holler right through to dawn
Always the same since the day he was born
Fred just wished he'd met up with a nun

Then the lad grew and started to crawl

[Silver Tabby]

Then the lad grew and started to crawl

the family cat taight him to brawl

[GrannyMac]

Then the lad grew and started to crawl
the family cat taught him to brawl
It got out of hand
From nursery he was banned

[klondike]

Then the lad grew and started to crawl
the family cat taught him to brawl
It got out of hand
From nursery he was banned
For driving the carers up the wall

Must we continue this sorry tale
We surely know he'll end up in jail

[GrannyMac]

Must we continue this sorry tale
We surely know he'll end up in jail
But with the British judiciary
He may just get a month or two, or three 

[Alex]

Must we continue this sorry tale
We surely know he'll end up in jail
But with the British judiciary
He may just get a month or two, or three
But he'll probably be out on bail

Schoolteacher Jane was a bit of a girl

[klondike]

Schoolteacher Jane was a bit of a girl
Giving her rah rah skirt twirl

[GrannyMac]

Schoolteacher Jane was a bit of a girl
Giving her rah rah skirt a twirl
Popular with the older boys

[Scrumpy]

Schoolteacher Jane was a bit of a girl
Giving her rah rah skirt a twirl
Popular with the older boys
Being with her was one of their joys

[Scrumpy]

School teacher Jane was a bit of a girl
Giving her rah rah skirt a twirl
Popular with the older boys
Being with her was one of their joys
Along with the sexy dinner lady Pearl

Mabel hit a bollard while trying to park the car

[Alex]

Mabel hit a bollard while trying to park the car
She was trying to reverse just outside the Spar

[GrannyMac]

Mabel hit a bollard while trying to park the car
She was trying to reverse just outside the Spar
A sign saying REDUCED had caught her eye

[Scrumpy]

Mabel hit a bollard while trying to park the car
She was trying to reverse just outside the Spar
A sign saying REDUCED had caught her eye
Whatever it was, she wanted to buy