Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

[klondike]

Paddy McGinty sold his goat
To Finn O'Reilly, for 2 punts  and a boat
He launched it into the Irish Sea
It had sunk before the countdown reached three

[GrannyMac]

Paddy McGinty sold his goat
To Finn O'Reilly, for 2 punts  and a boat
He launched it into the Irish Sea
It had sunk before the countdown reached three
Lucky Paddy, he could float.

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There was a young builder named Fred

[klondike]

There was a young builder named Fred
Who had trouble getting out of his bed

[Ruthio]

There was a young builder named Fred
Who had trouble getting out of his bed
But I gave him a hand ✋ 

[Alex]

There was a young builder named Fred
Who had trouble getting out of his bed
But I gave him a hand ✋
He thought this was grand

[GrannyMac]

There was a young builder named Fred
Who had trouble getting out of his bed
But I gave him a hand ✋
He thought this was grand
Who knows where it might have led!

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Now Fred thought he needed a wife

[klondike]

Now Fred thought he needed a wife
As he was far too happy with life

[Alex]

Now Fred thought he needed a wife
As he was far too happy with life
He put an ad in the paper

[GrannyMac]

Now Fred thought he needed a wife
As he was far too happy with life
He put an ad in the paper
And a few weeks later

[klondike]

Now Fred thought he needed a wife
As he was far too happy with life
He put an ad in the paper
And a few weeks later
He knew all about trouble and strife

Fred is now hitched to Joyce

[Alex]

Fred is now hitched to Joyce
After no ad replies it was Hobson's Choice

[Ruthio]

Fred is now hitched to Joyce
After no ad replies it was Hobson's Choice
She's got some odd ways

[klondike]

Fred is now hitched to Joyce
After no ad replies it was Hobson's Choice
She's got some odd ways
Once her eyes start to blaze

[GrannyMac]

Fred is now hitched to Joyce
After no ad replies it was Hobson's Choice
She's got some odd ways
Once her eyes start to blaze
And quite a strange pitch to her voice

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Then Joyce and Fred had a baby son

[Scrumpy]

Then Joyce and Fred had a baby son
Which put an end to their nights of fun