Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

Started by GrannyMac, March 18, 2023, 06:20:51 AM

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GrannyMac

A man coming home one dark night
Heard some noises that gave him a fright
Its not how old you are, but how you are old. 💖

Michael Rolls

A man coming home one dark night
Heard some noises that gave him a fright
He called for his dog - named ranger
Thank you for the days, the days you gave me
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klondike

A man coming home one dark night
Heard some noises that gave him a fright
He called for his dog - named ranger
Fearing some terrible danger

Scrumpy


A man coming home one dark night
Heard some noises that gave him a fright
He called for his dog- named ranger
Fearing some terrible danger
But it was our Betty ..as high as a kite
Don't ask me.. I know nuffink..

klondike

You need to add a starter line Scrumpy. 

Scrumpy

Don't ask me.. I know nuffink..

klondike

The search went up for Betty's teeth
On top of the dresser and beneath

Ashy

The search went up for Betty's teeth
On top of the dresser and beneath
She sat on a chair,

Scrumpy

#293
The search went up for Betty's teeth
On top of the dresser and beneath
She sat on a chair
and something did bite her there
Don't ask me.. I know nuffink..

Michael Rolls

Quote from: Scrumpy on April 20, 2023, 11:23:18 AMThe search went up for Betty's teeth
On top of the dresser and beneath
She sat on a chair
and something did bite her there
SO she she took the bus to Leith



No-one could find where Freddie hid them
Thank you for the days, the days you gave me
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GrannyMac

No-one could find where Freddie hid them
Were they in a pocket, or tucked into a hem
Its not how old you are, but how you are old. 💖

klondike

No-one could find where Freddie hid them
Were they in a pocket, or tucked into a hem
I checked his turn ups and his socks

Michael Rolls

No-one could find where Freddie hid them
Were they in a pocket, or tucked into a hem
I checked his turn ups and his socks
Even threatened to cut his locks
Thank you for the days, the days you gave me
[email protected]

GrannyMac

No-one could find where Freddie hid them
Were they in a pocket, or tucked into a hem
I checked his turn ups and his socks
Even threatened to cut his locks
Under the mat was where he slid them!

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A young politician named Nic
Its not how old you are, but how you are old. 💖

Michael Rolls

A young politician named Nic
was known for a scurrilous trick
Thank you for the days, the days you gave me
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