Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

[klondike]

He tried braces the very next day
At least then nobody could say

[Michael Rolls]

He tried braces the very next day
At least then nobody could say
We've seen what you've got

[GrannyMac]

He tried braces the very next day
At least then nobody could say
We've seen what you've got
(Which was rather a lot)

[Michael Rolls]

He tried braces the very next day
At least then nobody could say
We've seen what you've got
(Which was rather a lot)
But we'll never tell -OKAY?


An air stewardess name of Polly

[klondike]

An air stewardess name of Polly
Sampled her wares and got jolly

[Michael Rolls]

An air stewardess name of Polly
Sampled her wares and got jolly
but some lout in first class

[klondike]

An air stewardess name of Polly
Sampled her wares and got jolly
but some lout in first class
Chatted up the wee lass

[Michael Rolls]

An air stewardess name of Polly
Sampled her wares and got jolly
but some lout in first class
Chatted up the wee lass
Who clouted him with a tray from her trolley


A studious Hindu from Darjeeling

[GrannyMac]

A studious Hindu from Darjeeling
Could never talk about his feelings

[Michael Rolls]

A studious Hindu from Darjeeling
Could never talk about his feelings
He locked them inside

[GrannyMac]

A studious Hindu from Darjeeling
Could never talk about his feelings
He locked them inside
But felt lonely, so tried

[Michael Rolls]

A studious Hindu from Darjeeling
Could never talk about his feelings
He locked them inside
But felt lonely, so tried
To write them on people's ceilings


A wily MP from South Wales

[klondike]

A wily MP from South Wales
Avoiding  the rain and the gales

[Scrumpy]

A wily MP from South Wales
Avoiding the rain and the gales
Popped into a strip club
Thinking it was a pub

[Michael Rolls]

A wily MP from South Wales
Avoiding the rain and the gales
Popped into a strip club
Thinking it was a pub
Oh dear! The strippers were males!


A man coming home one dark night