Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

[GrannyMac]

A young politician named Nic
was known for a scurrilous trick
Where was the cash?

[klondike]

A young politician named Nic
was known for a scurrilous trick
Where was the cash?
To just take it was rash.

[Michael Rolls]

A young politician named Nic
was known for a scurrilous trick
Where was the cash?
To just take it was rash.
And proved he was ever so thick


A dog loving woman named Pearl

[GrannyMac]

Nic was meant to be a woman Mike, I thought being in Scotland you'd get who I meant? 😊

A dog loving woman named Pearl
Tried to catch the eye of an Earl

[Michael Rolls]

I was being obtuse - something at which I am quite good 

A dog loving woman named Pearl
Tried to catch the eye of an Earl
But the wise old peer

[Scrumpy]

A dog loving woman named Pearl
Tried to catch the eye of an Earl
But the wise old peer
said '  Not in this house my dear'

[Michael Rolls]

A dog loving woman named Pearl
Tried to catch the eye of an Earl
But the wise old peer
said '  Not in this house my dear'
which made her blow wave curl


A lazy young tyke from the Mersey

[klondike]

A lazy young tyke from the Mersey
Couldn't be bothered to put on a jersey

[Scrumpy]

A lazy young tyke from the Mersey
Couldn't be bothered to put on a jersey
So he wore a string vest

[klondike]

A lazy young tyke from the Mersey
Couldn't be bothered to put on a jersey
So he wore a string vest
And became a real pest

[Michael Rolls]

A lazy young tyke from the Mersey
Couldn't be bothered to put on a jersey
So he wore a string vest
And became a real pest
And claimed that his name was Fred Percy


A foolish young fellow from Rome

[GrannyMac]

Were you interrupted klondike? 😉

A foolish young fellow from Rome
Was lost and a long way from home

[klondike]

A foolish young fellow from Rome
Was lost and a long way from home
He searched around for a map


Don't recall what happened there Mac but I've removed the half post now.

[Michael Rolls]

V=A foolish young fellow from Rome
Was lost and a long way from home
He searched around for a map
sat down for a nap

[klondike]

A foolish young fellow from Rome
Was lost and a long way from home
He searched around for a map
sat down for a nap
As all he could find was his comb

A scruffy old tramp from Killarney