Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

[Alex]

Harry ran off with Cyril, to Brighton by the sea
They ran jnto the water, shrieking  with glee!
But the cold hit Cyril who fell on his face

[Scrumpy]

Harry ran off with Cyril, to Brighton by the sea
They ran into the water, shrieking with glee !
But the cold hit Cyril who fell on his face
And while he was down there Harry's eyes saw Grace

Sorry Klondike.. Alex beat you to it..

[klondike]

Harry ran off with Cyril, to Brighton by the sea
They ran into the water, shrieking with glee !
But the cold hit Cyril who fell on his face
And while he was down there Harry's eyes saw Grace
Who'd nipped into the water to have a crafty pee

The pair then rescued Cyrll and laid him on the beach

[GrannyMac]

The pair then rescued Cyril and laid him on the beach
They had dragged him up the shingle by pulling one leg each

[Alex]

The pair then rescued Cyril and laid him on the beach
They had dragged him up the shingle by pulling one leg each
Somehow he lost his wig it was floating out to sea

[klondike]

The pair then rescued Cyril and laid him on the beach
They had dragged him up the shingle by pulling one leg each
Somehow he lost his wig it was floating out to sea
They had to calm the poor chap down with brandy in his tea

[Scrumpy]

The pair then rescued Cyril and laid him on the beach
They had dragged him up the shingle by pulling one leg each
Somehow he lost his wig it was floating out to sea
They had to calm the poor chap down with brandy in his tea
And a seagull swooped and took the wig that was within its reach

March 05, 2024, 10:18:28 AM

Mickey had some dodgy goods stored in his white van

[GrannyMac]

Mickey had some dodgy goods stored in his white van
For anything nicked to order, he really was the man

[klondike]

Mickey had some dodgy goods stored in his white van
For anything nicked to order, he really was the man
The police gave him a visit and bought up half his stock

[Scrumpy]

Mickey had some dodgy goods stored in his white van
For anything nicked to order, he really was the man
The police gave him a visit and bought up half his stock
They put in an order some red lippy and four frocks

[klondike]

Mickey had some dodgy goods stored in his white van
For anything nicked to order, he really was the man
The police gave him a visit and bought up half his stock
They put in an order some red lippy and four frocks
Then knicked him for racism -  he had a Jerry can

The defendant said the charge was daft

[GrannyMac]

The defendant said the charge was daft
Jerry was a friend, his can he laughed

[klondike]

The defendant said the charge was daft
Jerry was a friend, his can he laughed
Not guilty the jurors all declared
The prosecuter sniffed and glared
He'd have to brush up on his craft

Paddy McGinty sold his goat

[Scrumpy]

Paddy McGinty sold his goat
To Finn O'Reilly ,for 2punts  and a boat

[GrannyMac]

Paddy McGinty sold his goat
To Finn O'Reilly, for 2punts  and a boat
He launched it into the Irish Sea