Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

[GrannyMac]

Donald is going to have to fight
He's waiting until the dark of the night
Looking for cash to pay his fine

[Scrumpy]

Donald is going to have a fight
He's waiting until the dark of the night
Looking for cash to pay his fine
Under the bed - I've hidden mine

[Scrumpy]

Donald is going to have a fight
He's waiting until the dark of the night
Looking for cash to pay his fine
Under the bed- I've hidden mine
Will he come out on top! I think he might


The rag and bone man rang his bell 
The cart was pulled by a nag called Nell

[GrannyMac]

The rag and bone man rang his bell,
His cart was pulled by a nag called Nell
In any weather he was out
The kids would listen for his shout

[Scrumpy]

The rag and bone man rang his bell,
His cart was pulled by a nag called Nell
In any weather he was out
The kids would listen for his shout
' Rag 'n bone.. any old rags you wanna sell' 

[GrannyMac]

It's Sunday morning, time to rest

[klondike]

It's Sunday morning, time to rest
In an hour or two I may even get dressed

[Scrumpy]

It's Sunday morning, time to rest
In an hour or two I may even get dressed
Might have a fry-up, with some fried eggs

[klondike]

It's Sunday morning, time to rest
In an hour or two I may even get dressed
Might have a fry-up, with some fried eggs
If there's any booze left polish off the dregs

[Scrumpy]

It's Sunday morning, time to rest
In an hour or two I might get dressed
Might have a fry-up with some fried eggs
If there's any booze left polish off the dregs
Oh!! Forgot the fried bread- that's the best.


Harry stood at the altar waiting for his bride

[Alex]

Harry stood at the altar waiting for his bride
Mum and Dad sat behind him gushing with pride

[Scrumpy]

Harry stood at the altar waiting for his bride
Mum and Dad sat behind him gushing with pride
His feet were cold - and he wanted to run

[Alex]

Harry stood at the altar waiting for his bride
Mum and Dad sat behind him gushing with pride
His feet were cold - and he wanted to run
But he knew tonight would bring such fun !

[Scrumpy]

Harry stood at the altar waiting for his bride
Mum and Dad sat behind him gushing with pride
His feet were cold- and he wanted to run
But he knew tonight would bring so much fun
Alas , he chose Cyril who was waiting outside.

Harry ran off with Cyril, to Brighton by the sea

[Ruthio]

Harry ran off with Cyril, to Brighton by the sea
They ran jnto the water, shrieking  with glee!