Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

[klondike]

The mayor of London should be voted out
But that he'll get back in I have no doubt
He's like a puppet on a string
But across London he's more like a king

[Scrumpy]

The mayor of London should be voted out
But that he'll be back in I have no doubt
He's like a puppet on a string
But across London he's more like a King
 'Charlie out'  you will hear them shout


Young Billy had a bucket and spade

[GrannyMac]

Young Billy had a bucket and spade
On the beach for hours he happily played

[klondike]

Young Billy had a bucket and spade
On the beach for hours he happily played
He dug a channel down to the sea

[GrannyMac]

Young Billy had a bucket and spade
On the beach for hours he happily played
He dug a channel down to the sea
Handy when he wanted to pee

[Scrumpy]

Young Billy had a bucket and spade
On the beach for hours he happily played
He dug a channel down to the sea
Handy when he wanted to pee
- and anyone else wanted to wade


Percy's toupee blew off in a gale

[klondike]

Percy's toupee blew off in a gale
But that's not the end of this sorry tale

[Silver Tabby]

Percy's toupee blew off in a gale
But that's not the end of this sorry tale 
for it landed on a train

[GrannyMac]

Percy's toupee blew off in a gale
But that's not the end of this sorry tale
for it landed on a train
That was on its way to Spain

[klondike]

Percy's toupee blew off in a gale
But that's not the end of this sorry tale
For it landed on a train
That was on its way to Spain
Then came back via Royal Mail

All the boys were watching Suzy

[Scrumpy]

All the boys were watching Suzy
She wore bright red lipstick and was a floosie

[Ruthio]

All the boys were watching Suzy
She wore bright red lipstick and was a floosie
But her heart was pure gold 💛 

[Scrumpy]

All the boys were watching Suzy
She wore bright red lipstick and was a floosie
But her heart was pure gold
And her hands icy cold

[klondike]

All the boys were watching Suzy
She wore bright red lipstick and was a floosie
But her heart was pure gold
And her hands icy cold
Which only bothered the really choosey

Donald is going to have to fight

[Ruthio]

Donald is going to have to fight
He's waiting until the dark of the night