Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

[Scrumpy]

The Tories thought they had a plan
it didn't work and just upset gran
They promised all dentures would be free

[klondike]

The Tories thought they had a plan
it didn't work and just upset gran
They promised all dentures would be free
While looking hard for a money tree

[Scrumpy]

The Tories thought they had a plan
it didn't work and just upset gran
They promised all dentures would be free
While looking hard for a money tree
 I'll vote Reform .. the others have gone down the pan


Micky drove the get-away car

[klondike]

Micky drove the get-away car
He forgot to fill it so they didn't get far

[Ruthio]

Micky drove the get-away car
He forgot to fill it so they didn't get far
It stalled in the middle of York

[klondike]

Micky drove the get-away car
He forgot to fill it so they didn't get far
It stalled in the middle of York
Poor old Micky felt a total dawk

[GrannyMac]

Micky drove the get-away car
He forgot to fill it so they didn't get far
It stalled in the middle of York
Poor old Micky felt a total dawk
Riding a pushbike with his mate on the crossbar.

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Reform's manifesto looks pretty good

[Scrumpy]

Reform's manifesto looks pretty good
Should we vote for them? I think we should

[klondike]

Reform's manifesto looks pretty good
Should we vote for them? I think we should
Put the Tories on the dole

[Scrumpy]

Reform's manifesto looks pretty good
Should we vote for them? I think we should
Put the Tories on the dole
And that other lot , down a hole

[klondike]

Reform's manifesto looks pretty good
Should we vote for them? I think we should
Put the Tories on the dole
And that other lot , down a hole
Westminster has just too much deadwood

That Guy Fawkes bloke hathched the right plot
He wanted to blow up the whole damned lot

[Scrumpy]

That Guy Fawkes bloke hatched the right plot
He wanted to blow up the whole damned lot
But an anonymous nark gave the plot away
And Guy Fawkes was hanged another day

[GrannyMac]

That Guy Fawkes bloke hatched the right plot
He wanted to blow up the whole damned lot
But an anonymous nark gave the plot away
And Guy Fawkes was hanged another day
But the current lot don't care a jot! 

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The mayor of London should be voted out

[klondike]

The mayor of London should be voted out
But that he'll get back in I have little doubt

[Scrumpy]

The mayor of London should be voted out
But that he'll get back in I have no doubt
He's like a puppet on a string