Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

[GrannyMac]

Freddie was wearing two odd shoes
Maybe his glasses but more likely booze
He shuffled to the pub, as if he was lame

[Scrumpy]

Freddie was wearing two odd shoes
Maybe his glasses but more likely booze
He shuffled to the pub, as if he was lame
It was two left shoes that were to blame

[GrannyMac]

Freddie was wearing two odd shoes
Maybe his glasses but more likely booze
He shuffled to the pub, as if he was lame
It was two left shoes that were to blame
Where were the right ones, he had no clues

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Maggie walked her dog three times a day

[Silver Tabby]

Maggie walked her dog three times a day
and stopped to chat along the way

[klondike]

Maggie walked her dog three times a day
And stopped to chat along the way
Except to the oddball walking Peter and Andy

[Silver Tabby]

Maggie walked her dog three times a day
And stopped to chat along the way
Except to the oddball walking Peter and Andy
as Peter's too dim, and Andy too randy

[GrannyMac]

Maggie walked her dog three times a day
And stopped to chat along the way
Except to the oddball walking Peter and Andy
as Peter's too dim, and Andy too randy
And 'Easter is cancelled' she heard him say.

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Maggie's dog was a massive Great Dane 

[Scrumpy]

Maggie's dog was a massive Great Dane
Pierre's dog was a poodle named Jane
They sniffed and kissed and fell in love
But not the dogs.. they growled and gruffed

[GrannyMac]

Maggie's dog was a massive Great Dane
Pierre's dog was a poodle named Jane
They sniffed and kissed and fell in love
But not the dogs.. they growled and gruffed
Then chased each other down the lane

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[Mups]

As the grey clouds gathered today

[klondike]

As the grey clouds gathered today
Rishi longed for their parting and a golden ray

[Mups]

As the grey clouds gathered today
Rishi longed for their parting and a golden ray
But the rain pelted down

[Ruthio]

As the grey clouds gathered today
Rishi longed for their parting and a golden ray
But the rain pelted down
And flooded the town

[GrannyMac]

As the grey clouds gathered today
Rishi longed for their parting and a golden ray
But the rain pelted down
And flooded the town
And washed all the voters away

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The Tories thought they had a plan

[klondike]

The Tories thought they had a plan
It didn't work and just upset gran