Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

[Ruthio]

Geordie ran a back street boozer in town
Once it was known as the Rose & Crown
Now it's a wreck

[Mups]

Geordie ran a back street boozer in town
Once it was known as the Rose & Crown
Now it's a wreck 
And needs a health check

[Scrumpy]

Geordie ran a back street boozer in town
Once it was known as The Rose & Crown
Now it's a wreck
And needs a health check
after a curious rash was found


Spam is on 'OFFER' at the Co-op today

[klondike]

Spam is on 'OFFER' at the Co-op today
Tracy fears it could cause an affray
There could be a fight for the very last tin

[Scrumpy]

Spam is on 'OFFER' at the Co-op today
Tracy fears it could cause an affray
There could be a fight for the very last tin
Barry's the favourite, all bets are on him

[GrannyMac]

Spam is on 'OFFER' at the Co-op today
Tracy fears it could cause an affray
There could be a fight for the very last tin
Barry's the favourite, all bets are on him
He'll elbow and kick anyone in his way!

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Spam fritters are part of his daily fare

[klondike]

Spam fritters are part of his daily fare
Fried Mars bars too which get him a stare

[Scrumpy]

Spam fritters are part of his daily fare
Fried Mars bars too which get him a stare
he pops them inside two slices of bread

[GrannyMac]

Spam fritters are part of his daily fare
Fried Mars bars too which get him a stare
he pops them inside two slices of bread
Give him two years, I bet he'll be dead 

[klondike]

Spam fritters are part of his daily fare
Fried Mars bars too which get him a stare
he pops them inside two slices of bread
Give him two years, I bet he'll be dead
Something tells me he just doesn't care

When I set out it was tipping down rain

[Silver Tabby]

When I set out it was tipping down rain
and not just on a silly plain in Spain.

[Ruthio]

When I set out it was tipping down rain
and not just on a silly plain in Spain.
Down South we've got floods 

[GrannyMac]

When I set out it was tipping down rain
and not just on a silly plain in Spain.
Down South we've got floods
We all need rain hoods

[Scrumpy]

When I set out it was tipping down rain
and not just on a silly plain in Spain.
Down South we've got floods
We all need rain hoods
I don't wear them.. much too vain.

Freddie was wearing two odd shoes

[klondike]

Freddie was wearing two odd shoes
Maybe his glasses but more likely booze