Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

[GrannyMac]

Percy set off jogging at a gentle pace
Dressed as a frog in the village race
He wasn't very speedy, he was somewhere at the back

[Scrumpy]

Percy set off jogging at a gentle pace
Dressed as a frog -in the village race
He wasn't very speedy, he was somewhere at the back
He was even overtaken - by a kid in a sack

[Scrumpy]

Percy set off jogging at a gentle pace
Dressed as a frog- in the village race
He wasn't very speedy , he was somewhere at the back
He was even overtaken by a kid in a sack
Percy hopped of home.. too embarrassed to show his face

Florrie was a carnival queen back in sixty-four

[GrannyMac]

Florrie was a carnival queen back in sixty-four
When she was young and pretty, many years before

[Scrumpy]

Florrie was a carnival queen back in sixty-four
When she was young and pretty, many years before
She now has warts and hairs on her chin

[klondike]

Florrie was a carnival queen back in sixty-four
When she was young and pretty, many years before
She now has warts and hairs on her chin
And can swiftly vanish a bottle of gin

[Scrumpy]

Florrie was a carnival queen back in sixty -four
When she was young and pretty, many years before
She now has warts and hairs on her chin
And can swiftly vanish a bottle of gin
Hanging in her cupboard the gown she once wore..

[klondike]

Scrumpy's mind must have gone blank

[Scrumpy]

Scrumpy's mind must have gone blank
Could it be the gin that she drank !!

[klondike]

Scrumpy's mind must have gone blank
Could it be that gin she drank !!
More likely to have been the whisky
Half a bottle makes some folks frisky

[GrannyMac]

Scrumpy's mind must have gone blank
Could it be that gin she drank !!
More likely to have been the whisky
Half a bottle makes some folks frisky
Just a sniff is too much, I think its rank!

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Lily's favourite tipple was a dry white wine

[klondike]

Lily's favourite tipple was a dry white wine
I just wish she wouldn't pinch mine

[Ruthio]

Lily's favourite tipple was a dry white wine
I just wish she wouldn't pinch mine
So I gave her an empty glass!

[GrannyMac]

Lily's favourite tipple was a dry white wine
I just wish she wouldn't pinch mine
So I gave her an empty glass!
She looked at it and said 'I'll pass'
Then drank from the bottle in double quick time

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Geordie ran a back street boozer in town

[klondike]

Geordie ran a back street boozer in town
Once it was known as the Rose & Crown