Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

[Michael Rolls]

Dolly found out from Fred's long suffering wife
That he'd never been faithful throughout his life

[Ruthio]

Dolly found out from Fred's long suffering wife
That he'd never been faithful throughout his life
So she loaded her pistol 🔫 🤔 💀 🔫 

[GrannyMac]

Dolly found out from Fred's long suffering wife
That he'd never been faithful throughout his life
So she loaded her pistol 🔫 🤔 💀 🔫
Although feeling quite wistful
The bullet went through Fred like a knife.

                    *************

That was the tale of an unfaithful spouse

[Mups]

That was the tale of an unfaithful spouse 
Who's wife wanted him to leave the house

[klondike]

That was the tale of an unfaithful spouse
Who's wife wanted him to leave the house
When he did she changed the locks

[Ruthio]

That was the tale of an unfaithful spouse
Whose wife wanted him to leave the house
When he did she changed the locks
And stopped all the clocks ⏰ 

[GrannyMac]

That was the tale of an unfaithful spouse
Whose wife wanted him to leave the house
When he did she changed the locks
And stopped all the clocks ⏰
He took just his clothes and his wee pet mouse 🐁

              ****************

Bert and Madge took a trip to the sea

[Scrumpy]

Bert and Madge took a trip to the sea
They won it on a raffle- got it for free

[Mups]

Bert and Madge took a trip to the sea
They won it on a raffle- got it for free 
They walked hand in hand

[Scrumpy]

Bert and Madge took a trip to the sea
They won it on a raffle- got it for free
They walked hand in hand
Made love in the sand
Then off home to their partners for tea

Aggie sat alone at the tea dance

[GrannyMac]

Aggie sat alone at the tea dance
Ronnie liked her looks, thought he'd have a chance

[Michael Rolls]

Aggie sat alone at the tea dance
Ronnie liked her looks, thought he'd have a chance
I'm not that desperate she said

[Mups]

Aggie sat alone at the tea dance
Ronnie liked her looks, thought he'd have a chance
I'm not that desperate she said -
Now go home to bed!

[klondike]

Aggie sat alone at the tea dance
Ronnie liked her looks, thought he'd have a chance
I'm not that desperate she said -
Now go home to bed!
So off he went without a backward glance

Percy set off jogging at a gentle pace

[Scrumpy]

Percy set of jogging at a gentle pace
Dressed as a frog in the village race