Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

[klondike]

James said 'I do' but he wasn't sure
You see, he fancied Molly who lived next door
But Molly was skint and Polly was flush
Then there was Sadie ,who was a bit of a lush
To be honest anything female was one hell of a lure

Polly suspected James was playing away

[GrannyMac]

Polly suspected James was playing away
He'd go missing, then turn up next day

[Mups]

Polly suspected James was playing away
He'd go missing, then turn up next day 
With love bites all over
Where they'd rolled in the clover

[Scrumpy]

Polly suspected James was playing away
He'd go missing , then turn up next day
With love bites all over
Where they'd rolled in the clover
and scratches where they'd made love in the hay

Freda tossed a pancake , it flew up in the air

[klondike]

Freda tossed a pancake , it flew up in the air
It never made the pan again - it landed in her hair

[Scrumpy]

Freda tossed a pancake, it flew up in the air
It never made the pan again- it landed in her hair
She scraped it out and served it up- Tom had it for his tea

[klondike]

Freda tossed a pancake, it flew up in the air
It never made the pan again - it landed in her hair
She scraped it out and served it up - Tom had it for his tea
Freda clearly  thinking "what the eye don't see"

[Scrumpy]

Freda tossed a pancake, It flew up in the air
It never made the pan again- it landed in her hair
She scraped it out and served it up- Tom had it for his tea
Freda clearly thinking "what the eye don't see"
Tom thought it was delicious and had another three
                           Sorry.. I know I got it wrong..but.

[klondike]

Sorry I know I got it wrong but
Everything else I thought of was outrageous smut

[GrannyMac]

Sorry I know I got it wrong but
Everything else I thought of was outrageous smut
Innuendo every time
Leads to most salacious rhymes

[Scrumpy]

Sorry I got it wrong but
Everything else I thought of was outrageous smut
Innuendo every time
leads to most salacious rhymes
But hey ho.. what the ....

When Dolly met Fred her heart skipped a beat

[Mups]

When Dolly met Fred her heart skipped a beat 
She came over all faint, and fell at his feet

[klondike]

When Dolly met Fred her heart skipped a beat 
She came over all faint, and fell at his feet
Fred tripped over her and sprained his wrist

[Scrumpy]

When Dolly met Fred her heart skipped a beat
She came over all faint, and fell at his feet
Fred tripped over her and sprained his wrist
Whilst down on the floor they had a sneaky kiss

[GrannyMac]

When Dolly met Fred her heart skipped a beat
She came over all faint, and fell at his feet
Fred tripped over her and sprained his wrist
Whilst down on the floor they had a sneaky kiss
Little did she know, Fred was a cheat.

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Dolly found out from Fred's long suffering wife