Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

[klondike]

For he turned around and then flashed his bum !
Really exciting my dear old mum
Her dentures fell out, her glass eye did too
She picked them up and joined the queue

[GrannyMac]

For he turned around and then flashed his bum !
Really exciting my dear old mum
Her dentures fell out, her glass eye did too
She picked them up and joined the queue
I hope she's careful, impostors are scum!

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Benny was a postie, with a really big sack

[Mups]

Benny was a postie, with a really big sack 
But a sense of direction he really did lack

[Silver Tabby]

Benny was a postie, with a really big sack 
But a sense of direction he really did lack
someone gave him a map

[Mups]

Benny was a postie, with a really big sack 
But a sense of direction he really did lack
someone gave him a map 
Which he kept under his cap

[Scrumpy]

Benny was a postie, with a really big sack
But a sense of direction he really did lack
Someone gave him a map
Which he kept under his hat
Along with Pat's black cat..


I think this rhyme went all awry
So, another we will try

[GrannyMac]

I think this rhyme went all awry
So another we will try
Lets make it funny, have a laugh

[Scrumpy]

I think this rhyme went all awry
So another we will try
Lets make it funny, have a laugh
Try and think of something daft

[klondike]

I think this rhyme went all awry
So another we will try
Lets make it funny, have a laugh
Try and think of something daft
My mind's gone blank I think I'll cry

Oh blast now I have to start another 

[Alex]

Oh blast now I have to start another 
Come now Klondy, not such a bother

[klondike]

Oh blast now I have to start another 
Come now Klondy, not such a bother
I'll try my best to start something witty

[Scrumpy]

Oh blast now I have to start another
Come now Klondy, not such a bother
I'll try my best to start something witty
But the minds gone blank.. such a pity

[klondike]

Oh blast now I have to start another
Come now Klondy, not such a bother
I'll try my best to start something witty
But the minds gone blank.. such a pity
Makes me feel a real old duffer

The bin men have failed to show today

[Mups]

The bin men have failed to show today 
I was told they'd lost their way

[klondike]

The bin men have failed to show today 
I was told they'd lost their way
More likely they've met her from forty two