Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

[Scrumpy]

The gulls swooped down and nicked Joe's chips
Saving him a few pounds on the hips
Despite that help he still took the hump
They didn't grab Ethel's, that's why she was  lump

Albert won the raffle ,a bottle of gin

[klondike]

Albert won the raffle, a bottle of gin
Should he swig the lot or share it with his kin?

[Scrumpy]

Albert won the raffle, a big bottle of gin
Should he swig the lot or share it with his kin?
He'd have a drink and then decide

[Mups]

Albert won the raffle, a big bottle of gin
Should he swig the lot or share it with his kin?
He'd have a drink and then decide
But before you know it - he was pie-eyed

[Alex]

Albert won the raffle, a big bottle of gin
Should he swig the lot or share it with his kin?
He'd have a drink and then decide
But before you know it - he was pie-eyed
He was it seems too drunk for the lock in.

Milly from Philly was a helluva catch

[GrannyMac]

Milly from Philly was a helluva catch
She tried very hard to find a good match

[klondike]

Milly from Philly was a helluva catch
She tried very hard to find a good match
She spotted a bloke the spitting image of Clooney

[GrannyMac]

Milly from Philly was a helluva catch
She tried very hard to find a good match
She spotted a bloke the spitting image of Clooney
But it soon became clear he was a bit of a loony

[Scrumpy]

Milly from Philly was a hell of a catch
She tried very hard to find a good match
She spotted a bloke the splitting image of Clooney
But it soon became clear he was a bit of a looney
Alas, it was Judd who arrived in the last batch   

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George Clooney was a member on a dating site

[GrannyMac]

George Clooney was a member on a dating site
But looking at his photo, something wasn't right

[klondike]

George Clooney was a member on a dating site
But looking at his photo, something wasn't right
For a bloke in his 60s it looks too young

[Scrumpy]

George Clooney was a member on a dating site
But looking at his photo, something wasn't right
For a bloke in his 60s it looks too young
I'll just take my specs off and have some fun

[Mups]

George Clooney was a member on a dating site
But looking at his photo, something wasn't right
For a bloke in his 60s it looks too young
I'll just take my specs off and have some fun
Then he gave the ladies a scary big fright!


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For he turned around and then flashed his bum!    

[klondike]

For he turned around and then flashed his bum!  
Really exciting my dear old mum

[Scrumpy]

For he turned around and then flashed his bum !
Really exciting my dear old mum
Her dentures fell out ,her glass eye did too