Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

[Scrumpy]

The bin men have failed to show today
I was told they'd lost their way
More like they've met her from forty two
She invites them in for a cuppa brew

[klondike]

The bin men have failed to show today
I was told they'd lost their way
More like they've met her from forty two
She invites them in for a cuppa brew
The "cup that cheers" I've heard folk say

I'll ring the council that'll sort it out

[Scrumpy]

I'll ring the council that'll sort it out
They'll have a meeting and a day out

[klondike]

I'll ring the council that'll sort it out
They'll have a meeting and a day out
A hands on meeting at number forty two

[GrannyMac]

I'll ring the council that'll sort it out
They'll have a meeting and a day out
A hands on meeting at number forty two
With tea and biscuits, and a visit to the loo

[Alex]

I'll ring the council that'll sort it out
They'll have a meeting and a day out
A hands on meeting at number forty two
With tea and biscuits, and a visit to the loo
An enjoyable day without a doubt


A For Sale sign is up at number forty two

[Mups]

A For Sale sign is up at number forty two 
The woman's run off with a bloke called Hugh

[klondike]

A For Sale sign is up at number forty two
The woman's run off with a bloke called Hugh
He's an expert golfer with a powerful stroke

[Michael Rolls]

A For Sale sign is up at number forty two
The woman's run off with a bloke called Hugh
He's an expert golfer with a powerful stroke
And drives around in a Mini Moke

[Scrumpy]

A For Sale sign is up at forty two
The woman's run off with a bloke called Hugh
He's an expert golfer with a powerful stroke
And drives around in a Mini Moke
A hole in one he hopes to do

Ethel's bunion throbbed when it was going to rain

[Mups]

Ethel's bunion throbbed when it was going to rain
It went all red and caused her some pain

[Scrumpy]

Ethel's bunion throbbed when it was going to rain
It went all red and caused her some pain
Her nose went purple in the cold

[Michael Rolls]

Ethel's bunion throbbed when it was going to rain
It went all red and caused her some pain
Her nose went purple in the cold
The grandkids said 'it's cos you're old'

[klondike]

Ethel's bunion throbbed when it was going to rain
It went all red and caused her some pain
Her nose went purple in the cold
The grandkids said 'it's cos you're old'
So she boxed their ears and rattled their brains

You'll never believe what I saw today

[Scrumpy]

You'll never believe what I saw today
Farmer Jones and Connie in the hay