Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

[klondike]

Been standing an age in this check in queue
All those delays whatever can I do
The next lane is moving quicker
Shall I !! I did .. what a dick ..err !!
Excess luggage? I nearly turned the air blue

Now my passport's out of date

[Alex]

Now my passport's out of date
No surprise, time I've had to wait

[Alex]

Now my passport's out of date
No surprise, time I've had to wait
So I won't be jetting off to Spain

[Scrumpy]

Now my passport is out of date
No surprise, time I've had to wait
So I won't be jetting off to Spain
A caravan in Morecambe, in the rain.

Fred was on a bus, going the wrong way

[Alex]

Fred was on a bus, going the wrong way
He thought it was heading to Morecambe Bay

[Ruthio]

Now my passport is out of date
No surprise, time I've had to wait
So I won't be jetting off to Spain
A caravan in Morecambe, in the rain.
Alas for me ~ such a fate!


Fred was on a bus, going the wrong way
He thought it was heading to Morecambe Bay
Imagine his concern

[Scrumpy]

Fred was on a bus , going the wrong way
He thought it was heading to Morecambe Bay
Imagine his concern
When the driver took a wrong turn

[klondike]

Fred was on a bus , going the wrong way
He thought it was heading to Morecambe Bay
Imagine his concern
When the driver took a wrong turn
Through a toll and had to pay

Knotted hanky, rolled up trews

[Scrumpy]

Knotted hanky , rolled up trews
Fred went on a river cruise

[GrannyMac]

Knotted hanky , rolled up trews
Fred went on a river cruise
He thought it was going up the Rhine

[Scrumpy]

Knotted hanky, rolled up trews
Fred went on a river cruise
He thought it was going up the Rhine
But it was off to Newcastle on the Tyne

[GrannyMac]

Knotted hanky, rolled up trews
Fred went on a river cruise
He thought it was going up the Rhine
But it was off to Newcastle on the Tyne
No wonder Fred was singing the blues 🎼

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Eva hoped for a holiday romance

[Alex]

Eva hoped for a holiday romance
As she boarded the train bound for France

[klondike]

Eva hoped for a holiday romance
As she boarded the train bound for France
Romantic Frenchmen what could go wrong?

[Alex]

Eva hoped for a holiday romance
As she boarded the train bound for France
Romantic Frenchmen what could go wrong?
Garlic breath could cause a pong !