Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

[Scrumpy]

There was a young man from Port Talbot
Who never could keep his mouth shut         I struggled !!

[GrannyMac]

There was a young man from Port Talbot
Who never could keep his mouth shut        I struggled !!
Some things that he said

[Scrumpy]

There was a young man from Port Talbot
Who never could keep his mouth shut
Some things that he said
Made others blush red

[klondike]

There was a young man from Port Talbot
Who never could keep his mouth shut
Some things that he said
Made others blush red
When talking about his Prince Albert

Amazon are getting it back

[Scrumpy]

Amazon are getting it back
Heaven knows what it is, but I never ordered THAT !

[GrannyMac]

Amazon are getting it back
Heaven knows what it is, but I never ordered THAT !
The box is huge, the item small

[Alex]

Amazon are getting it back
Heaven knows what it is, but I never ordered THAT !
The box is huge, the item small
Box takes up the whole of the hall !

[Scrumpy]

Amazon are getting it back
Heaven knows what it is, but I never ordered THAT!
The box is huge, the item small
Box takes up the whole of the hall !
I think it contains a bloke called Jack

Let's write a limerick, one line at a time
You can say what you please, anything's fine

[Alex]

Let's write a limerick, one line at a time
You can say what you please, anything's fine
I sometimes flip back to limericks of old
Both work fine or so I'm told

[GrannyMac]

Let's write a limerick, one line at a time
You can say what you please, anything's fine
I sometimes flip back to limericks of old
Both work fine or so I'm told
But please use a rhyming word at the end of each line? 

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I'm sick of this weather, the wind and rain

[Alex]

I'm sick of this weather, the wind and rain
I'm dreaming of beaches in Italy or Spain

[Scrumpy]

I'm sick of this weather, the wind and rain
I'm dreaming of beaches in Italy or Spain
It has to be Australia for me
Not that place called Land of the Free

[klondike]

I'm sick of this weather, the wind and rain
I'm dreaming of beaches in Italy or Spain
It has to be Australia for me
Not that place called Land of the Free
Now all I need is the fare for a plane

Been standing an age in this check in queue
All those delays whatever can I do

[Ruthio]

Been standing an age in this check in queue
All those delays whatever can I do
The next labe is moving quicker

[Scrumpy]

Been standing an age in this check in queue
All those delays whatever can I do
The next lane is moving quicker
Shall I !! I did .. what a dick ..err !!