Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

[klondike]

Eva hoped for a holiday romance
As she boarded the train bound for France
Romantic Frenchmen what could go wrong?
Garlic breath could cause a pong !
At Eva's age she took the chance

Eva struck lucky and is over the moon

[Alex]

Eva struck lucky and is over the moon
She met a tall, handsome oil tycoon.

[Scrumpy]

Eva struck lucky and is over the moon
She met a tall, handsome oil tycoon
He owned a garage on the A1

[GrannyMac]

Eva struck lucky and is over the moon
She met a tall, handsome oil tycoon
He owned a garage on the A1
So Eva's enjoying a bit of fun

[klondike]

Eva struck lucky and is over the moon
She met a tall, handsome oil tycoon
He owned a garage on the A1
So Eva's enjoying a bit of fun
Even though he can be an outright loon

Eva's beau is kicking off
Threatening to deck another toff


I just noticed when doing a copy paste with this tablet there is an option to read the highlighted text aloud. It makes a reasonable job of it too.

[Ruthio]

Eva's beau is kicking off
Threatening to deck another toff
She really should give him the push 👋 

[klondike]

Eva's beau is kicking off
Threatening to deck another toff
She really should give him the push 👋
She may one day but is in no rush

[GrannyMac]

Eva's beau is kicking off
Threatening to deck another toff
She really should give him the push 👋
She may one day but is in no rush
She likes his money, but is annoyed by his cough. 

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People are in pain and fear
They can't see a dentist til next year

  

        

[klondike]

People are in pain and fear
They can't see a dentist til next year
Josh decided to pull his own

[GrannyMac]

People are in pain and fear
They can't see a dentist til next year
Josh decided to pull his own
With pliers he tugged, and moaned and groaned

[klondike]

People are in pain and fear
They can't see a dentist til next year
Josh decided to pull his own
With pliers he tugged, and moaned and groaned
Then had to stop as he felt so queer

Oil of cloves is said to work

[GrannyMac]

Oil of cloves is said to work
It's in a bottle with a cork

[Scrumpy]

Oil of cloves is said to work
It's in a bottle with a cork
It doesn't 'Pop' like champagne

[klondike]

Oil of cloves is said to work
It's in a bottle with a cork
It doesn't 'Pop' like champagne
Tastes real bad but might ease the pain

[GrannyMac]

Oil of cloves is said to work
It's in a bottle with a cork
It doesn't 'Pop' like champagne
Tastes real bad but might ease the pain
Or dig that tooth out with a fork?  🥵

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It's Sunday morning, bright and clear