Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

[GrannyMac]

Lilley had a tattoo on her large backside
Plenty of room at three feet wide
Looked like that famous mountain pass
You could say our Lily was 'a bit of a lass'
That lass's ass was famous, and she carried it with pride!

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Maisie weighed in at slimming club at eighteen stone

[klondike]

Maisie weighed in at slimming club at eighteen stones
I'm not fat my dear she said I only have big bones

[Scrumpy]

Maisie weighed in at the slimming club at eighteen stones
I'm not fat my dear she said I only have big bones
I'm only a size 14.. Or is that 41!!
But the truth is .. she had a big big bum

[klondike]

Maisie weighed in at the slimming club at eighteen stones
I'm not fat my dear she said I only have big bones
I'm only a size 14.. Or is that 41!!
But the truth is .. she had a big big bum
The young 'uns take pics of theirs on their phones 

Tatoos. Big bums. Where are we heading?

[GrannyMac]

Tattoos. Big bums. Where are we heading?
More body piercings and far fewer weddings

[Alex]

Tattoos. Big bums. Where are we heading?
More body piercings and far fewer weddings
When we were young we hated a big bum
And often a girdle was rule of thumb !

[klondike]

Tattoos. Big bums. Where are we heading?
More body piercings and far fewer weddings
When we were young we hated a big bum
And often a girdle was rule of thumb !
It's what come next that I am dreading

I just won't pay that licence fee
Bloody Lineker gets nowt from me

[Alex]

I just won't pay that licence fee
Bloody Lineker gets nowt from me
He should stick to the footie score
He really is such a bore

[GrannyMac]

I just won't pay that licence fee
Bloody Lineker gets nowt from me
He should stick to the footie score
He really is such a bore
if only the BBC would agree!

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Davie didn't want a wife

[Ruthio]

Davie didn't want a wife
He thought she would bring him trouble and strife 

[klondike]

Davie didn't want a wife
He thought she would bring him trouble and strife
On the other hand it must be said

[GrannyMac]

Davie didn't want a wife
He thought she would bring him trouble and strife
On the other hand it must be said
Davie might be better fed 😌

[Alex]

Davie didn't want a wife
He thought she would bring him trouble and strife
On the other hand it must be said
Davie might be better fed
All in all a better life  !

An onion seller from France

[klondike]

An onion seller from France
Led several ladies a merry dance

[Alex]

An onion seller from France
Led several ladies a merry dance
Looking dashing in his red beret