Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

[Scrumpy]

Nelly's old telly was on the blink
She couldn't watch Get Naked nor The Weakest Link

[GrannyMac]

Nelly's old telly was on the blink
She couldn't watch Get Naked nor The Weakest Link
So she bought a 'refurbished' from a bloke in the pub

[klondike]

Nelly's old telly was on the blink
She couldn't watch Get Naked nor The Weakest Link
So she bought a 'refurbished' from a bloke in the pub
Sadly it's standard could only be called sub
In the adverts all the faces seemed to be pink

Nelly tried to find that chancer again

[Scrumpy]

Nelly tried to find that chancer again
She knew he limped and drove a white van

[GrannyMac]

Nelly tried to find that chancer again
She knew he limped and drove a white van
He did roofing and concrete on the side
You might describe the boy as wide! 

[Scrumpy]

Nelly tried to find that chancer again
She knew he limped and drove a white van
He did roofing and concrete on the side
You might describe the boy as wide
But her search turned out to be in vain

A Texan rode into town 

[klondike]

A Texan rode into town
On his face a sullen frown

[Alex]

A Texan rode into town
On his face a sullen frown
He parked his horse outside Wetherspoons

[klondike]

A Texan rode into town
On his face a sullen frown
He parked his horse outside Wetherspoons
Where poor Brian meets countless loons

[GrannyMac]

A Texan rode into town
On his face a sullen frown
He parked his horse outside Wetherspoons
Where poor Brian meets countless loons
But the talk about pensions just got him down.

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He headed for a classier bar
  

[klondike]

He headed for a classier bar
Tethering his horse next to the barman's car

[GrannyMac]

He headed for a classier bar
Tethering his horse next to the barman's car
Was told by a man you're not from here'
When all he wanted was to drink some beer

[Scrumpy]

He headed for a classier bar
Tethering his horse next to the barman's car
Was told by a man ' you're not from here'
When all he wanted to drink some beer
'Brummie I am..  travelled far I'm here to bury my good old pa'


Lilley had a tattoo on her large backside

[klondike]

Lilley had a tattoo on her large backside
Plenty of room at three feet wide
Looked like that famous mountain pass

[Alex]

Lilley had a tattoo on her large backside
Plenty of room at three feet wide
Looked like that famous mountain pass
You could say our Lily was 'a bit of a lass'