Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

[klondike]

An onion seller from France
Led several ladies a merry dance
Looking dashing in his red beret
Eyes suggesting a roll in the hay

[Alex]

An onion seller from France
Led several ladies a merry dance
Looking dashing in his red beret
Eyes suggesting a roll in the hay
And a few French kisses perchance?

[klondike]

Charlie was a right old soak

[GrannyMac]

Charlie was a right old soak
His 'mates' in the pub thought he was a joke

[klondike]

Charlie was a right old soak
His 'mates' in the pub thought he was a joke
Come closing time he could rarely walk

[Alex]

Charlie was a right old soak
His 'mates' in the pub thought he was a joke
Come closing time he could rarely walk
At weekends he could barely talk !

[GrannyMac]

Charlie was a right old soak
His 'mates' in the pub thought he was a joke
Come closing time he could rarely walk
At weekends he could barely talk !
His benefits had gone up in smoke! 

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Another boatload came today

[klondike]

Another boatload came today
Have a guess who'll have to pay.

[GrannyMac]

Another boatload came today
Have a guess who'll have to pay.
And where the money should be spent,
Some British homeless, they're in tents

[Scrumpy]

Another boatload came today
Have a guess who'll have to pay
And where the money should be spent
Some British homeless, they're in tents
Bring in Dad's Army. That's what I say

Jonesy polished up his gun

[klondike]

Jonesy polished up his gun
He'd sort 'em out just like the hun.

[Alex]

Jonesy polished up his gun
He'd sort 'em out just like the hun.
He headed down to Dover beach

[klondike]

Jonesy polished up his gun
He'd sort 'em out just like the hun.
He headed down to Dover beach
Laying mines - dozens for each

[Alex]

Jonesy polished up his gun
He'd sort 'em out just like the hun.
He headed down to Dover beach
Laying mines - dozens for each
Only toy ones, just for fun !

The snow was deep in London town

[GrannyMac]

The snow was deep in London town
No trains or buses, just underground