Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

[GrannyMac]

Scrumpy's disappeared, I wonder where she's gine

[Scrumpy]

Scrumpy's disappeared, I wonder where she's gine
I went to check my Lottery to see if it's a win

[GrannyMac]

Scrumpy's disappeared, I wonder where she's gone
I went to check my Lottery to see if it's a win
I hope if you were lucky, you'll buy us all a treat

[Scrumpy]

GrannyMac.. I rhymed win with gine.. because I believe it to be said this way in Scotland.. Was I wrong.. ?

[klondike]

Scrumpy's disappeared, I wonder where she's goin'
I went to check my Lottery to see if it's a win
I hope if you were lucky, you'll buy us all a treat
Sorry just a tenner and I bought a joint of meat

[GrannyMac]

Scrumpy's disappeared, I wonder where she's goin'
I went to check my Lottery to see if it's a win
I hope if you were lucky, you'll buy us all a treat
Sorry just a tenner and I bought a joint of meat
Better luck next time, pick your numbers with a pin!  

(Sorry Scrumpy, typo, and I didn't spot it)

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I ought to be more careful with my spelling when I write

[Scrumpy]

I ought to be more careful with my spelling when I write
Because ,someone on here, is not so very bright

[Scrumpy]

I ought to be more careful  with my spelling when I write
Because, someone on here, is not so very bright
It isn't me, it's all the others.Them what think they're smart

[Alex]

I ought to be more careful  with my spelling when I write
Because, someone on here, is not so very bright
It isn't me, it's all the others.Them what think they're smart
It's not me either, I couldn't give a fart !

[Scrumpy]

I ought to be more careful with my spelling when I write
Because , someone on here, is not so very bright
It isn't me, it's all the others.Them what think they're smart
It's not me either, I couldn't give a fart!
Alex is on a warning, for rude words.. Right.!!

[GrannyMac]

Lets keep the limericks going please?

[klondike]

Lets keep the limericks going please
Starting a new one should be a breeze
Any old starter will surely do

[Scrumpy]

Lets keep the limericks going please
Starting a new one should be a breeze
Any old starter will surely do
I leave it empty for the rest of you
But today I am not going to leave

Eric had a nasty lisp and a stutter too

[klondike]

Eric had a nasty lisp and a stutter too
Those bothering to listen were very few

[Alex]

Eric had a nasty lisp and a stutter too
Those bothering to listen were very few
It took a while for Eric to order a pint