Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

[Scrumpy]

Eric had a nasty lisp and a stutter too
Those bothering to listen were very few
It took a while for Eric to order a pint
And as for a Spritzer it took most of the night

[Alex]

Eric had a nasty lisp and a stutter too
Those bothering to listen were very few
It took a while for Eric to order a pint
And as for a Spritzer it took most of the night
Everyone behind him had to form a queue


I often miss the Limericks as I don't see the'games'
I've got them on ignore so only ME to blame.

[GrannyMac]

I often miss the Limericks as I don't see the'games'
I've got them on ignore so only ME to blame.
Each time you're on the forum you should have a sneaky peek
At Klondike's witty lines and Scrumpy's bloomin' cheek ☺️

[Alex]

I often miss the Limericks as I don't see the'games'
I've got them on ignore so only ME to blame.
Each time you're on the forum you should have a sneaky peek
At Klondike's witty lines and Scrumpy's bloomin' cheek ☺️
If only I could remember, it's such a shame 

My friend Pete still plays in a band

[Scrumpy]

My friend Pete still plays in a band
At the old folks home where Ethel's a fan

[Alex]

My friend Pete still plays in a band
At the old folks home where Ethel's a fan
The oldies all complained the music was too loud

[GrannyMac]

My friend Pete still plays in a band
At the old folks home where Ethel's a fan
The oldies all complained the music was too loud
But Ethel was up boogying, at 80 she was proud

[Alex]

My friend Pete still plays in a band
At the old folks home where Ethel's a fan
The oldies all complained the music was too loud
But Ethel was up boogying, at 80 she was proud
She sat on the drummers knee just to give him a hand

Tamara went to night school wanting to learn French

[Michael Rolls]

Tamara went to night school wanting to learn French
To impress her dad on his judge's bench

[Scrumpy]

Tamara went to night school wanting to learn French
To impress her on his judge's bench
She learned to say 'Ooh La la'  'Bonjour' and 'We we we'

[Michael Rolls]

I missed the word dad on line 2 - corrected

[Alex]

Tamara went to night school wanting to learn French
To impress her Dad on his judge's bench
She learned to say 'Ooh La la'  'Bonjour' and 'We we we'
And chatted up the tutor who gladly said 'mais oui '

[Scrumpy]

Tamara went to night school wanting to learn French
To impress her Dad on his judge's bench
She learned to say 'Ooh La la' 'Bonjour' and 'We we we'
And chatted up the tutor who gladly said 'mais oui'
Then went to live in Paris together they were meant


Jimmy sang like Elvis on Friday's at the pub

[GrannyMac]

Dave was a massive football fan

[Scrumpy]

Dave was massive football fan
And Beckham was 'The man'