Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

[klondike]

Vote for us you're in safe hands
Vote for them,  votes down the pans
They've not got OUR five point list

[GrannyMac]

Vote for us you're in safe hands
Vote for them,  votes down the pans
They've not got OUR five point list
Public concerns, completely missed

[Scrumpy]

Vote for us you're in safe hands
Vote for them, votes down the pans
They've not got our five point list
Public concerns, completely missed
Pot holes.. Parking and Travellers.. We are not fans


Billy drove a yellow school bus

[klondike]

Billy drove a yellow school bus
A problem with his ill fitting truss

[GrannyMac]

Billy drove a yellow school bus
A problem with his ill fitting truss
It was scratchy and too tight

[klondike]

Billy drove a yellow school bus
A problem with his ill fitting truss
It was scratchy and too tight
Going over bumps was quite a fright

[GrannyMac]

Billy drove a yellow school bus
A problem with his ill fitting truss
It was scratchy and too tight
Going over bumps was quite a fright
And at the kids he'd yell and cuss 🤬

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His brother Bob was a lollipop man

[klondike]

His brother Bob was a lollipop man
He took over the job from his old gran

[Alex]

His brother Bob was a lollipop man
He took over the job from his old gran
He polished his STOP sign every day

[GrannyMac]

His brother Bob was a lollipop man
He took over the job from his old gran
He polished his STOP sign every day
He started early, for not much pay

[Scrumpy]

His brother Bob was a lollipop man
He took over the job from his old gran
He polished his STOP sign every day
He started early, for not much pay
Then got run down by a grubby white van

The kids all cried when they lost Bob

[klondike]

The kids all cried when they lost Bob
He was always kind I heard one sob

[Scrumpy]

The kids all cried when they lost Bob
He was always kind I heard one sob
They plotted to sort the white van out

[Alex]

The kids all cried when they lost Bob
He was always kind I heard one sob
They plotted to sort the white van out
So headed for the gypsy camp to have a scout about.

[Scrumpy]

The kids all cried when they lost Bob
He was always kind I heard one sob
They plotted to sort the white van out
So headed for the gypsy camp to have a scout about
Saw 20 bikes and 40 gnomes so to the police they did dob