Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

[Scrumpy]

Doris went to bingo every Friday night
Her old man went to the boozer and staggered home quite tight
On Saturday he stayed in bed
Usually with a thumping head
And Doris hid her winnings somewhere out of sight

Walking back from bingo Doris met a man

[klondike]

Walking back from bingo Doris met a man
He offered her a lift in his tatty Transit van

[Scrumpy]

Walking back from bingo Doris met a man
He offered her a lift in his tatty Transit van
Doris was excited for the man had many tools

[GrannyMac]

Walking back from bingo Doris met a man
He offered her a lift in his tatty Transit van
Doris was excited for the man had many tools
Some hammers, a saw, and a large extending rule...

[Scrumpy]

Walking back from bingo Doris met a man
He offered her a lift in his tatty Transit van
Doris was excited for the man had many tools
Some hammers, a saw, and a large extended rule..
but when she saw his screw driver Doris was a fan

[Scrumpy]

The bride was late.. nowhere to be seen

[Michael Rolls]

The bride was late.. nowhere to be se
And instead of white, she was dressed in green

[GrannyMac]

The bride was late.. nowhere to be se
And instead of white, she was dressed in green
Which is supposed to bring bad luck it's said

[Alex]

The bride was late.. nowhere to be seen
And instead of white, she was dressed in green
Which is supposed to bring bad luck it's said
Could have been worse and she'd dressed in red

[klondike]

The bride was late.. nowhere to be seen
And instead of white, she was dressed in green
Which is supposed to bring bad luck it's said
Could have been worse and she'd dressed in red
To match her outside light you mean?

It pays to advertise they say

[GrannyMac]

It pays to advertise they say
If you want to get the punters to pay 

[Alex]

It pays to advertise they say
If you want to get the punters to pay
Spread the word far and wide

[Scrumpy]

It pays to advertise they say
If you want to get the punters to pay
Spread the word far and wide
It matters not if you've lied

[klondike]

It pays to advertise they say
If you want to make the punters pay
Spread the word far and wide
It matters not if you've lied
Make them think they can't delay

Vote for us you're in safe hands

[Scrumpy]

Vote for us you're in safe hands
Vote for them,  votes down the pans