Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

[GrannyMac]

Now Nigel is back on the political scene
His opponents will all begin to scream
Boris might even become his mate
Nothing's impossible, it's not too late
Is Reform a reality, or just a hopeful dream?

             **********

I've been to the panto in town today
The dame was sooo butch, and the leading man's gay

[Scrumpy]

I've been to the panto in town today
The dame was sooo butch, and the leading man's gay
Snow White she wasn't and the dwarfs were tall

[GrannyMac]

I've been to the panto in town today
The dame was sooo butch, and the leading man's gay
Snow White she wasn't and the dwarfs were tall
The Beast wasn't scary, and his horns were too small

[klondike]

I've been to the panto in town today
The dame was sooo butch, and the leading man's gay
Snow White she wasn't and the dwarfs were tall
The Beast wasn't scary, and his horns were too small
All pretty dire but I still had to pay

Mike has started constructing an ark

[Alex]

Mike has started constructing an ark
It started out as a bit of a lark

[klondike]

Mike has started constructing an ark
It started out as a bit of a lark
Til his wellies got stuck in the mud

[Alex]

Mike has started constructing an ark
It started out as a bit of a lark
Til his wellies got stuck in the mud
And pulling on then did no good

[GrannyMac]

Mike has started constructing an ark
It started out as a bit of a lark
Til his wellies got stuck in the mud
And pulling on them did no good
They're now floating along in the dark

               ************

Its New Year, and new people have joined the gym

[klondike]

Its New Year, and new people have joined the gym
Most of them are hoping to slim

[Ruthio]

It's New Year, and new people have joined the gym
Most of them are hoping to slim
But it won't last very long!

[Scrumpy]

It's New Year, and new people have joined the gym
Most of them are hoping to slim
But it won't last very long
The need for chocolate is much too strong

[Alex]

It's New Year, and new people have joined the gym
Most of them are hoping to slim
But it won't last very long
The need for chocolate is much too strong
As is the need for the odd bottle of gin !

Doris went to bingo every Friday night

[klondike]

Doris went to bingo every Friday night
Her old man went to the boozer and staggered home quite tight

[GrannyMac]

Doris went to bingo every Friday night
Her old man went to the boozer and staggered home quite tight
On Saturday he stayed in bed

[Alex]

Doris went to bingo every Friday night
Her old man went to the boozer and staggered home quite tight
On Saturday he stayed in bed
Usually with a thumping head