Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

[klondike]

Ethel got the wishbone at the chicken lunch
Who knows what she wished for, have you a hunch?
I saw buy some tickets so perhaps a lottery prize

[Ruthio]

Ethel got the wishbone at the chicken lunch
Who knows what she wished for, have you a hunch? 
She wished for new teeth 🙏 

[Scrumpy]

Ethel got the wishbone at the chicken lunch
Who knows what she wished for, have you a hunch?
She wished for new teeth
That were stolen by a thief

[GrannyMac]

Ethel got the wishbone at the chicken lunch
Who knows what she wished for, have you a hunch?
She wished for new teeth
That were stolen by a thief
And dinner and lunch, she can't munch. 😕

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Pete was doing the washing up

[klondike]

Pete was doing the washing up
All went well til he dropped a cup

[Alex]

Pete was doing the washing up
All went well til he dropped a cup
It shattered in tiny pieces

[Scrumpy]

Pete was doing the washing up
All went well til he dropped a cup
It shattered in tiny pieces
He panicked.. should the missus see this

[GrannyMac]

Pete was doing the washing up
All went well til he dropped a cup
It shattered in tiny pieces
He panicked.. should the missus see this
So he told her 'it was the naughty pup' 😏

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Now that Christmas is done this year

[Scrumpy]

Now that Christmas is done this year
The New Year is next with plenty of cheer

[Alex]

Now that Christmas is done this year
The New Year is next with plenty of cheer
What of old England? will next year be better?

[klondike]

Now that Christmas is done this year
The New Year is next with plenty of cheer
What of old England? will next year be better?
Like as not it'll just be wetter

[Alex]

Now that Christmas is done this year
The New Year is next with plenty of cheer
What of old England? will next year be better?
Like as not it'll just be wetter
Of that dear Klondy I have no fear !

Hamish bought a new electric van

[Scrumpy]

Hamish bought a new electric van
Then plugged it in to his neighbour Stan

[klondike]

Hamish bought a new electric van
Then plugged it in to his neighbour Stan
It came to naught that cunning ruse
All it did was blow the fuse

[Ruthio]

Hamish bought a new electric van
Then plugged it in to his neighbour Stan
It came to naught that cunning ruse
All it did was blow the fuse
So he cursed and away he ran! 🏃�♂️