Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

[Scrumpy]

In a few days it will be New Year
More whiskey,Gin and vodka I fear
Do you really mean fear or is that hope?
I am not a drinker so that is a nope

[Alex]

In a few days it will be New Year
More whiskey,Gin and vodka I fear
Do you really mean fear or is that hope?
I am not a drinker so that is a nope
New Year, when many will shed a tear

There was a drag artist called Stan

[klondike]

There was a drag artist called Stan
A disgrace to his poor old mam

[Alex]

There was a drag artist called Stan
A disgrace to his poor old mam
But when Stan became Fran

[GrannyMac]

There was a drag artist called Stan
A disgrace to his poor old mam
But when Stan became Fran
He looked just like his gran! 

[klondike]

There was a drag artist called Stan
A disgrace to his poor old mam
But when Stan became Fran
He looked just like his gran!
Something that was never his plan

It must be true. It's here in the Mail

[Scrumpy]

It must be true. It's here in the Mail
That Buckingham Palace is up for SALE 

[klondike]

It must be true. It's here in the Mail
That Buckingham Palace is up for SALE
Netflix are making an enormous bid

[GrannyMac]

It must be true. It's here in the Mail
That Buckingham Palace is up for SALE
Netflix are making an enormous bid
Charles is said to be flipping his lid

[Alex]

It must be true. It's here in the Mail
That Buckingham Palace is up for SALE
Netflix are making an enormous bid
Charles is said to be flipping his lid
But let's hope common sense will prevail


Mrs Morgan was famous in her town

[GrannyMac]

Mrs Morgan was famous in her town
Rather than a coat, she wore a dressing gown

[Scrumpy]

Mrs Morgan was famous in her town
Rather than a coat , she wore a dressing gown
It had big red buttons that shone in the dark

[klondike]

Mrs Morgan was famous in her town
Rather than a coat , she wore a dressing gown
It had big red buttons that shone in the dark
Handy when strolling through the park

[Scrumpy]

Mrs Morgan was famous in her town
Rather than a coat, she wore a dressing gown
It had big red buttons that shone in the dark
Handy when strolling through the park
with Wee Willy Winky ,known as Mr Brown

Ethel got the wishbone at a chicken lunch

[GrannyMac]

Ethel got the wishbone at the chicken lunch
Who knows what she wished for, have you a hunch?