Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

[GrannyMac]

The hangovers kicked in, they paid the price
Of too much wine, beer and vodka on ice
Alka Seltzer that's the thing
If you want to bring back your zing

[klondike]

The hangovers kicked in, they paid the price
Of too much wine, beer and vodka on ice
Alka Seltzer that's the thing
If you want to bring back your zing
You'll be all sparkly in a trice

It didn't work I still feel rough
Surely three should be enough?

[GrannyMac]

It didn't work I still feel rough 
Surely three should be enough?
Perhaps a paracetamol or two

[klondike]

It didn't work I still feel rough
Surely three should be enough?
Perhaps a paracetamol or two
Maybe it's a touch of flu

[GrannyMac]

It didn't work I still feel rough
Surely three should be enough?
Perhaps a paracetamol or two
Maybe it's a touch of flu
Or Covid, judging by the cough.

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We've drunk Christmas spirits and bottles of wine

[klondike]

We've drunk Christmas spirits and bottles of wine
You had three to each one of mine

[GrannyMac]

We've drunk Christmas spirits and bottles of wine
You had three to each one of mine
Are you suggesting I'm a lush?

[Alex]

We've drunk Christmas spirits and bottles of wine
You had three to each one of mine
Are you suggesting I'm a lush?
Don't worry it'll stay hush hush

[klondike]

We've drunk Christmas spirits and bottles of wine
You had three to each one of mine
Are you suggesting I'm a lush?
Don't worry it'll stay hush hush
I'll show no-one your whisky stein

Ouch! Now I have a blackened eye

[Scrumpy]

Ouch! Now I have a blackened eye
The Scotts can really throw a punch.. aye 

[klondike]

Ouch! Now I have a blackened eye
The Scotts can really throw a punch.. aye 
Some folks just can't take a joke

[Alex]

Ouch! Now I have a blackened eye
The Scots can really throw a punch.. aye 
Some folks just can't take a joke
After all, twas only a wee poke

[GrannyMac]

Ouch! Now I have a blackened eye
The Scots can really throw a punch.. aye   
Some folks just can't take a joke
After all, twas only a wee poke
You were welcome to the whisky, but you also nicked my pie!

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In a few days it will be the New Year

[Scrumpy]

In a few days it will be the New Year
More whiskey, Gin and vodka I fear

[klondike]

In a few days it will be the New Year
More whiskey, Gin and vodka I fear
Do you really mean fear or is that hope?