Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

[GrannyMac]

Jim was on the gates at the football ground
His nose was red, feet cold and the ball could not be found
The fans were shouting, open up!
Twas the final of the local brewery cup

[Scrumpy]

Jim was on the gates at the football ground
His nose was red,feet cold and the ball could not be found
The fans were shouting, open up!
Twas the final of the local brewery cup
There'll be drinks all round I'll be bound 


Snow was falling all around 

[klondike]

Snow was falling all around
Scrumpy's flasher seemed to have gone to ground

[Alex]

Snow was falling all around
Scrumpy's flasher seemed to have gone to ground
Although she'd searched high and low

[GrannyMac]

Snow was falling all around
Scrumpy's flasher seemed to have gone to ground
Although she'd searched high and low
She'd had no luck, she was far too slow

[klondike]

Snow was falling all around
Scrumpy's flasher seemed to have gone to ground
Although she'd searched high and low
She'd had no luck, she was far too slow
So sobbing quietly without a sound

She made enquiries on her local Nextdoor

[GrannyMac]

She made enquiries on her local Nextdoor
And what she read, shook her to the core!

[Alex]

She made enquiries on her local Nextdoor
And what she read, shook her to the core!
Pervs on there in many disguises

[Scrumpy]

She made enquiries on her local next door
And what she read, shook her to the core!
pervs on there in many disguises
Some in frocks coming in many sizes

[Alex]

She made enquiries on her local next door
And what she read, shook her to the core!
pervs on there in many disguises
Some in frocks coming in many sizes
All on the pull and hoping to score


Gary has swapped his boots for the telly

[klondike]

Gary has swapped his boots for the telly
And has become a woke overpaid nelly

[GrannyMac]

Gary has swapped his boots for the telly
And has become a woke overpaid nelly
He should stick to what he knows

[klondike]

Gary has swapped his boots for the telly
And has become a woke overpaid nelly
He should stick to what he knows
Instead of poking in his nose

[Scrumpy]

Gary has swapped his boots for the telly
And has become a woke overpaid nelly
He should stick to what he knows
instead of poking in his nose
About those who prefer dinghies to the ferry

The old folk queued up for their Christmas lunch

[Scrumpy]

The old folk queued up for their Christmas lunch
Sparkly jumpers, paper hats, such a happy bunch