Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

[klondike]

In the village he was well known
For selling manure.. All homegrown !
He kept a horse and a pig
Who was fond of a fig
He'd leap up to catch any thrown

The horse preferred some fresh mown hay

[GrannyMac]

The horse preferred some new mown hay
When he was hungry, he'd loudly neigh

[klondike]

The horse preferred some new mown hay
When he was hungry, he'd loudly neigh
Sadly hay caused a problem when he was pulling a cart

[GrannyMac]

The horse preferred some new mown hay
When he was hungry, he'd loudly neigh
Sadly hay caused a problem when he was pulling a cart
The effort made him burp, and strained his heart (😉)

[Diasi]

Its not how old you are, but how you are old
Is a line I've often been told

[klondike]

The horse preferred some new mown hay
When he was hungry, he'd loudly neigh
Sadly hay caused a problem when he was pulling a cart
The effort made him burp, and strained his heart (😉)
And so his regular passengers pray

Alfie supported Man United

[GrannyMac]

Alfie supported Man United
At every match he'd get over excited

[klondike]

Alfie supported Man United
At every match he'd get over excited
When would that expensive forward score

[Alex]

Alfie supported Man United
At every match he'd get over excited
When would that expensive forward score
When Lord Lucan walked thru the door ?

[GrannyMac]

Alfie supported Man United
At every match he'd get over excited
When would that expensive forward score
When Lord Lucan walked thru the door ?
When they lost, his mood was blighted.

               

Tis the season of joy and cheer

[klondike]

Tis the season of joy and cheer
For all those flogging tat off dear

[GrannyMac]

Tis the season of joy and cheer
For all those flogging tat off dear
The Christmas markets are all rammed

[Alex]

Tis the season of joy and cheer
For all those flogging tat off dear
The Christmas markets are all rammed
At least those that aren't yet banned

[GrannyMac]

Tis the season of joy and cheer
For all those flogging tat off dear
The Christmas markets are all rammed
At least those that aren't yet banned
With punters tipsy on mulled wine and beer 🍻 

            

Jim was on the gates at the football ground

[Scrumpy]

Jim was on the gates at the football ground
His nose was red, feet cold and the ball could not be found