Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

[GrannyMac]

The old folk queued up for their Christmas lunch
Sparkly jumpers, paper hats, such a happy bunch
Then 'Christmas is cancelled' cried one old bloke

[Alex]

The old folk queued up for their Christmas lunch
Sparkly jumpers, paper hats, such a happy bunch
Then 'Christmas is cancelled' cried one old bloke
Word quickly spread round Sutton and as far as Selly Oak

[GrannyMac]

The old folk queued up for their Christmas lunch
Sparkly jumpers, paper hats, such a happy bunch
Then 'Christmas is cancelled' cried one old bloke
Word quickly spread round Sutton and as far as Selly Oak
Was his name Brian? Just a hunch 😉
           
                               

The old folk decided to carry on to the club
            

[Scrumpy]

The old folk decided to carry on to the club
An old twerp would not stop something they love

[klondike]

The old folk decided to carry on to the club
An old twerp would not stop something they love
Each was told to "Get a job"

[Alex]

The old folk decided to carry on to the club
An old twerp would not stop something they love
Each was told to "Get a job"
By the brummie with the big gob

[GrannyMac]

The old folk decided to carry on to the club
An old twerp would not stop something they love
Each was told to "Get a job"
By the brummie with the big gob
So they pulled their crackers and ate the grub.

                   

It was Christmas Eve, Bet was on the sherry

[klondike]

It was Christmas Eve, Bet was on the sherry
While her mate Lin was necking perry

[Scrumpy]

It was Christmas Eve ,Bet was on the sherry
While her mate Lin was necking perry
Beryl was crying whilst drinking gin

[GrannyMac]

It was Christmas Eve ,Bet was on the sherry
While her mate Lin was necking perry
Beryl was crying whilst drinking gin
Gladys was looking for fag ends in the bin

[klondike]

It was Christmas Eve ,Bet was on the sherry
While her mate Lin was necking perry
Beryl was crying whilst drinking gin
Gladys was looking for fag ends in the bin
All four nuns were making merry

The vicar heard his church bells ringing

[GrannyMac]

The vicar heard his church bells ringing
And down the lane the carollers were singing

[Scrumpy]

The vicar heard his church bells ringing
And down the lane carollers were singing
Little Jimmy was tucked up in his bed

[klondike]

The vicar heard his church bells ringing
And down the lane carollers were singing
Little Jimmy was tucked up in his bed
Only pretending to sleep it must be said

[Alex]

The vicar heard his church bells ringing
And down the lane carollers were singing
Little Jimmy was tucked up in his bed
Only pretending to sleep it must be said
He waited to see what Santa was bringing


Nelly's mince pies were always a hit