Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

[klondike]

Party invites. What a pain
Dare we invite Uncle Jack again?
He drinks too much, and is really boring
But what's worse is his snoring
Plus I still can't clean that carpet stain

I'm really late putting up the tree

[Scrumpy]

I'm really late putting up the tree
Last year the dog used it to have a wee

[klondike]

I'm really late putting up the tree
Last year the dog used it to have a wee
Febreeze and Dettol got rid of the pong
Some of it anyway - it's still quite strong

[Scrumpy]

I'm really late putting up the tree
Last year the dog used it to have a wee
Febreeze and Detol got rid of the pong
Some of it anyway- it's still quite strong
All the dogs from around will be visiting thee


Mabel waited for Santa to call

[klondike]

Mabel waited for Santa to call
She longed for a present mo matter how small

[GrannyMac]

Mabel waited for Santa to call
She longed for a present no matter how small
On Christmas morning under the tree

[Scrumpy]

Mabel waited for Santa to call
She longed for a present no matter how small
On Christmas morning under the tree
There was something big.She was full of glee

[klondike]

Mabel waited for Santa to call
She longed for a present no matter how small
On Christmas morning under the tree
There was something big. She was full of glee
If she downed the lot she'd have to crawl

Hark the church bells - they are ringing

[Michael Rolls]

Hark the church bells - they are ringing
Out of tune the choir is singing

[klondike]

Hark the church bells - they are ringing
Out of tune the choir is singing
What's that bloke doing in yonder pew?

[Scrumpy]

Hark the church bells - they are ringing
Out of tune the choir is singing
What's that bloke doing in yonder pew?
Is he ! He's not !! Dirty bugger.. phew!!

[GrannyMac]

Hark the church bells - they are ringing
Out of tune the choir is singing
What's that bloke doing in yonder pew?
Is he ! He's not !! Dirty bugger.. phew!!
Whatever he did, the smell was minging 🤢

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In the village he was well known

[Scrumpy]

In the village he was known 
For selling manure.. All homegrown !

[GrannyMac]

In the village he was well known
For selling manure.. All homegrown !
He kept a horse and a pig

[Diasi]

In the village he was well known
For selling manure.. All homegrown !
He kept a horse and a pig
Who was fond of a fig