Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

[GrannyMac]

Santa's sleigh was all ready to go
But Rudolf and Blitzen were on a 'Go slow'
I've not finished my carrots Rudolph cried
Poor old Rudolph was never satisfied !
So Santa promised them a bonus, hohoho 

                    

Betty loved a mulled wine or three

                   

[Scrumpy]

Betty loved a mulled wine or three
And she would end up feeling very squiffy

[Alex]

Betty loved a mulled wine or three
And she would end up feeling very squiffy
To get her in the festive mood

[klondike]

Betty loved a mulled wine or three
And she would end up feeling very squiffy
To get her in the festive mood
She'd gobble loads of Christmas food

[GrannyMac]

Betty loved a mulled wine or three
And she would end up feeling very squiffy
To get her in the festive mood
She'd gobble loads of Christmas food
Then lie down under the Christmas tree.

               

The Christmas lights are twinkling and bright



       

[Ruthio]

The Christmas lights are twinkling and bright
They glow even better in the dark of the night

[klondike]

The Christmas lights are twinkling and bright
They glow even better in the dark of the night
The one just there doesn't - I think it has blown

[GrannyMac]

The Christmas lights are twinkling and bright
They glow even better in the dark of the night
The one just there doesn't - I think it has blown
I might just replace it, oh damn, they've all gone

[klondike]

The Christmas lights are twinkling and bright
They glow even better in the dark of the night
The one just there doesn't - I think it has blown
I might just replace it, oh damn, they've all gone
Those big hot flames gave me quite a fright

Where did I stash that Santa suit

[Scrumpy]

Where did I stash that Santa suit
I wore it last year.. looked really cute

[Alex]

Where did I stash that Santa suit
I wore it last year.. looked really cute
Remember now it's in the loft

[GrannyMac]

Where did I stash that Santa suit
I wore it last year.. looked really cute
Remember now it's in the loft
Its nice red velvet, really soft

[klondike]

Where did I stash that Santa suit
I wore it last year.. looked really cute
Remember now it's in the loft
It's nice red velvet, really soft
Well it still fits but there's only one boot 

Party invites. What a pain
Dare we invite Uncle Jack again?

[GrannyMac]

Party invites. What a pain
Dare we invite Uncle Jack again?
He drinks too much, and is really boring

[Michael Rolls]

Party invites. What a pain
Dare we invite Uncle Jack again?
He drinks too much, and is really boring
But what's worse is his snoring