Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

[GrannyMac]

My internet is on the blink
Bad weather's the reason I think
With no information, what should I do?

[Scrumpy]

My internet is on the blink
Bad weather's the reason I think
With no information, what should I do?
I'll go and ask Tracey at the Co-op, that's who

[GrannyMac]

My internet is on the blink
Bad weather's the reason I think
With no information, what should I do?
I'll go and ask Tracey at the Co-op, that's who
She's no idea, she said use pen and ink!

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If we had no forum what would we do?

[Scrumpy]

If we had no forum what would we do ?
Boring bloody housework and bloody washing too

[Alex]

If we had no forum what would we do ?
Boring bloody housework and bloody washing too
Cakes and pies galore

[GrannyMac]

If we had no forum what would we do ?
Boring bloody housework and bloody washing too
Cakes and pies galore
Yumyums and doughnuts and more

[Scrumpy]

If we had no forum what would we do ?
Boring bloody housework and blood washing too
Cakes and pies galore
Yumyums and doughnuts and more
We would all be fat... boo hoo !

Marlene whispered in Santa's ear

[GrannyMac]

Marlene whispered in Santa's ear
'What would you like for Christmas my dear?'

[Scrumpy]

Marlene whispered in Santa's ear
' What would you like for Christmas my dear'?
Santa's nose went the brightest red

[Alex]

Marlene whispered in Santa's ear
' What would you like for Christmas my dear'?
Santa's nose went the brightest red
Glenfiddichs my favourite, it has to be said.

[Scrumpy]

Marlene whispered in Santa's ear
'What would you like for Christmas my dear'
Santa's nose turned the brightest red
Glenfiddichs my favourite ,it has to be said
'Sorry Santa, much too dear.. All you'll get is a bottle of beer'

[Alex]

Marlene whispered in Santa's ear
'What would you like for Christmas my dear'
Santa's nose turned the brightest red
Glenfiddichs my favourite ,it has to be said
'Sorry Santa, much too dear.. All you'll get is a bottle of beer'


Santa's sleigh was all ready to go

[Scrumpy]

Santa's sleigh was ready to go
But Rudolf and Blitzen were on 'Go slow'

[klondike]

Santa's sleigh was ready to go
But Rudolf and Blitzen were on 'Go slow'
I've not finished my carrots Rudolph cried

[Alex]

Santa's sleigh was all ready to go
But Rudolf and Blitzen were on a 'Go slow'
I've not finished my carrots Rudolph cried
Poor old Rudolph was never satisfied !