Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

[JBR]

I'd really love to see Nigel win
We'll know tonight when the votes are in
I hope he wins votes in the jungle and out
He'll have lots of support - of that there's no doubt

I opened the app on my phone, but there is no opportunity to vote yet.
At what time does the voting begin?

[Alex]

I opened the app on my phone, but there is no opportunity to vote yet.
At what time does the voting begin?
Not to vote would be a sin     

[GrannyMac]

I'd really love to see Nigel win
We'll know tonight when the votes are in
I hope he wins votes in the jungle and out
He'll have lots of support - of that there's no doubt
He's done himself proud, Nigel for king!

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They're doing the trials, there's offal and 🐜 ants

[klondike]

They're doing the trials, there's offal and 🐜 ants
Best to wear some tight fitting pants

[GrannyMac]

They're doing the trials, there's offal and 🐜 ants
Best to wear some tight fitting pants
Nigel braved snakes but he still didn't win

[klondike]

They're doing the trials, there's offal and 🐜 ants
Best to wear some tight fitting pants
Nigel braved snakes but he still didn't win
He'll just have to take it on the chin

[GrannyMac]

They're doing the trials, there's offal and 🐜 ants
Best to wear some tight fitting pants
Nigel braved snakes but he still didn't win
He'll just have to take it on the chin
So here's to him anyway, cheers, chin chin!

          ************

Two weeks to Christmas, and nothing done

[Ruthio]

Two weeks to Christmas, and nothing done
Ah well, there's always a hot cross bun! 

[Alex]

Two weeks to Christmas, and nothing done
Ah well, there's always a hot cross bun!
Motivation is lacking
Really should get cracking!

[Scrumpy]

Two weeks to Christmas , and nothing done
Ah well, there's always a hot cross bun !
Motivation is lacking
Really should get cracking
I'll not be going on the Christmas run


The blueberries rolled all over the floor

[klondike]

The blueberries rolled all over the floor
I ate them anyway and then bought more

[Scrumpy]

The blueberries rolled all over the floor
I ate them anyway and then bought more
I lost my Lemon Chicken, heaven knows where

[Alex]

The blueberries rolled all over the floor
I ate them anyway and then bought more
I lost my Lemon Chicken, heaven knows where
It's not been a good week for the Frigidaire

[klondike]

The blueberries rolled all over the floor
I ate them anyway and then bought more
I lost my Lemon Chicken, heaven knows where
It's not been a good week for the Frigidaire
And grovelling around has made my knees sore

My internet is on the blink

[Alex]

My internet is on the blink
Bad weather's the reason I think