Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

[klondike]

Annie put red lippy on for a special date
The wrong side of forty, desperate for a mate
She looked a real treat 😋
Except for her feet
Well bigger than an eight.

Bonko the clown had lost his shoes

[Alex]

Bonko the clown had lost his shoes
They were on his feet when he went for a snooze

[klondike]

Bonko the clown had lost his shoes
They were on his feet when he went for a snooze
Who else would those giant boots fit?

[Scrumpy]

Bonko the clown had lost his shoes
They were on his feet when he went for a snooze
Who else would those giant shoes fit ?
I think it was  Annie.. I think she did it

[klondike]

Nice one Scrumpy - made me smile 

Bonko the clown had lost his shoes
They were on his feet when he went for a snooze
Who else would those giant shoes fit ?
I think it was  Annie.. I think she did it
As shops had none in her size to choose

Bonko decided to report this foul crime

[GrannyMac]

Bonko decided to report this foul crime
But couldn't remember when he had them last time

[klondike]

Bonko decided to report this foul crime
But couldn't remember when he had them last time
They were certainly gone when he awoke

[Michael Rolls]

Bonko decided to report this foul crime
But couldn't remember when he had them last time
They were certainly gone when he awoke
So decided he'd have a quick smoke

[GrannyMac]

Bonko decided to report this foul crime
But couldn't remember when he had them last time
They were certainly gone when he awoke
So decided he'd have a quick smoke
And hope that something in his brain might chime

          ******          ******

Billy was a boxer at his local gym

[Scrumpy]

Billy was a boxer at his local gym
 Ears made of cauliflour he had a thick skin

[GrannyMac]

Billy was a boxer at his local gym
 Ears made of cauliflower he had a thick skin
Although he sparred there every day

[klondike]

Billy was a boxer at his local gym
 Ears made of cauliflower he had a thick skin
Although he sparred there every day
Being a bit punch drunk he lost his way

[Scrumpy]

Billy was a boxer at his local gym
Ears made of cauliflower he had a thick skin
Although he sparred there every day
Being a bit punch drunk he lost his way
So, don't do boxing because you will never win



Rita could spell cabbage but got cauliflower wrong

[GrannyMac]

Haha! 

Rita could spell cabbage but got cauliflower wrong
An old pedant corrected her, it didn't take long

[klondike]

Rita could spell cabbage but got cauliflower wrong
An old pedant corrected her, it didn't take long
Something one old duffer didn't even spot